Okay, all your furry-faced fellas - it's time for Shovelgrrrl's Annual(ish) C-Bid Mustache Contest. This is the 4th one of these, I think, and the rules remain the same. I'm giving you some advance notice to you can start working on that mustache now - the contest will start officially somewhere around March 1st and will run at least a month, or may more depending on how many entries are still coming in on April Fools Day.
The winner (and runner up) get a generous prize package of at least 15 top-shelf cigars and other good stuff that usually includes goodies from New Mexico that you can't get anywhere else. There no dog-rockets 'gars here, these are always quality cigars from my personal stash.
To enter, post a picture of YOUR furry face here on C-Bid in the "PicPosts: Everything Else" section, and put "mustache contest entry" somewhere in your post so I can search and find it. To really make sure that I find it, please PM me and let me know it's up there. If I haven't made some comment, smart @ss or otherwise, on your picture post, then I haven't seen it. Posting other people's mustaches, besides being kind of weird, will not result in an entry for you. If that person wants to claim their own entry, then they'll have to contact me and let me know.
I will select the winner from the picture posts. The arbitrary and capricious decision of the sole judge (me), which is based on my completely subjective opinion, is final. Contestants are encouraged to communicate directly with me to let me know they've entered the contest, and you are also welcome to provide whatever additional information might tend to influence my decision.
So start working on those great 'staches, and get them posted when they're ready!