Not very good at waxing this stache.

Tried using toilet wax ring (brand new notnused...) as the other waxes ive tried dont seem to hold my stubborn coarse hairs.

It didnt work welk and my hands are sticky as **** now. Will try gluestick next....

Cousin it......is that u??

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Intense bro

There's a thing they make called a "comb".
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Nice!




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I brush that beard every morning! Condition daily too

It's really hard to train nose hair!

Damn bro!

Nice mustache. But what's all that stuff under it?

His face.

I just spit my coffee...you Pr!ck!

"C'mon back naw yahear."

Thanks for participating this year - there were just three contestants, but all good entries. The official winner is Bear, but we're talking about someone who competes internationally with that 'stash, so I'm not sure that's really fair.

Ultimately I've decided to do this: Bear is the official "ringer" winner, and I've donated to his charity online. It's a great charity, and I'm happy to do that anyway.

The other contestants are also all great - so I'm declaring an official tie (ringer notwithstanding). I've got lots of cigars and goodies to send, so PM me, everyone who entered, and send me your real name and address, and I'll get a prize pack out to you. I'm gone for 10 days in the middle of June, so if you don't get your information to me in the next couple of days, I'll get something out to you closer to the end of the month.

Thanks for playing along. Be sure to PM me with your info - you too, Bear! -B

I wonder where the bodies get buried. Or do you raise pigs? Pigs eat the bones and all right?

Lots of open space in southern indiana...