Wait a minute.....before you trade with plowboy maybe you should put them up for auction so we can all bid on it. I'll give you 2 black ops. Oh sorry, sold them to a guy in my office but I don't know why....never mind.

Funny story, when I was little, id eat crayons and then poop in the yard leaving bright multicolored turds. My dad blamed the dog

You joke but it hurts you. The dog always knew you were the one. You will carry this burden through life until you buy crayon candy, make fake multicolored turds in your yard, and claim that was you. You will feel much better.