"Hey, how much you charge for an hour, sister?" he asks.

"$100" she replies.

In broken English, he says,"Do you do immigrant style? "No she says”.

"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."

No," she says”, not knowing what immigrant style is.

"I pay you $300."

"No," she says.

"I pay you $400.

"No," she says.

So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style."

She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now.

I've had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be?

So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, they finish.

Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting.

But that was ok. So, what exactly is immigrant style?"

The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."

[gonzo]

Screwing us and we pay!

Bill??? Is that you Bill?
Why are you wearing that disguise?

🍺

Outrage! Please remove all references to illegal and replace with undocumented per Obama admin guidelines.

And I'd be LMAO if I hadn't just mailed off a huge check to cover the increased income taxes for this year in spite of a substantial increase in withholdings after last years returns.

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Was it good for you?

No. Think of cartoon exploding stars when someone get hit by a hammer or run over by a steamroller.

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