jackconrad
10 years ago


As Texas Solicitor General, Ted Cruz argued that the government had an obligation to discourage masturbation.
Gene363
10 years ago
Speyside
10 years ago
Yet there are people who think he should be our next president. Go figure.
DrafterX
10 years ago

I dunno but this is a more serious link

http://nypost.com/2016/04/13/ted-cruz-really-hates- ****/


oops. I forgot it's sort of like a guys junk but artificial and since cigarbid is scared of the junk it's censored.

teedubbya wrote:




😟
jackconrad
10 years ago
Buckwheat
10 years ago
I don't think there is any biblical probation on flogging the bishop or petting the monkey. So what's his beef against it? 🌫
tonygraz
10 years ago
He was upset about guys choking chickens.
frankj1
10 years ago

He was upset about guys choking chickens.

tonygraz wrote:


well, when you say it like that...
Brewha
10 years ago
Cruz believes that sex should be exclusively for procreation. So in addition to being against dill does, I'm sure we was never a fun date.....
deadeyedick
10 years ago

As Texas Solicitor General, Ted Cruz argued that the government had an obligation to discourage masturbation.

jackconrad wrote:



What? Thats all they do in DC. 😣

Cruz should have tried the popcorn surprise.o:)
frankj1
10 years ago
You mean the old "hole in the bottom" trick?

takes me back to drive in movie dates.
deadeyedick
10 years ago
frankj1
10 years ago
you must be old...like me.
teedubbya
10 years ago
Cruz has hated dill does ever since the safety strap came off of his. It's personal with him.
banderl
10 years ago
What happens when a safety strap comes off of a dill do?
tonygraz
10 years ago
Glad you asked, but I don't know.
tonygraz
10 years ago

you must be old...like me.

frankj1 wrote:



C'mon Frank, we are only as old as we think--------unless we put in a full day working physically.
teedubbya
10 years ago
According to drafter it goes all the way in and is difficult to get out.
banderl
10 years ago

According to drafter it goes all the way in and is difficult to get out.

teedubbya wrote:




That's why you should always use an iron dill do, if the strap comes off you can get the dill do out with a magnet.
frankj1
10 years ago
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