jespear
  • jespear
  • Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter
Wednesday, May 11, 2016 9:45:24 AM
A liberal acquaintance from California asked me what I thought he might need in order to defend his home and family from home invasion, and the like.

I suggested a 9 mm, a couple of clips, and a box of shells.

A few days later...he sent me this picture and asked me how to make it work. He also told me he voted for Obama...twice.protection.jpg

gummy jones
Wednesday, May 11, 2016 9:52:49 AM
=d>

if that fails i guess he will have to fall back on vomit, urine, etc as has been suggested in the past

tailgater
Wednesday, May 11, 2016 9:59:06 AM
I'm just surprised they're not hair clips.

Fancy ones.

Pink.

jackconrad
Wednesday, May 11, 2016 10:06:07 AM
🇨🇮
gummy jones
Wednesday, May 11, 2016 10:11:55 AM

I'm just surprised they're not hair clips.

Fancy ones.

Pink.

tailgater wrote:

no those arent tactical enough

bgz
  • bgz
  • Herf-A-Holic
Friday, May 13, 2016 3:35:06 AM
First, you use the 9mm to unbolt the toilet paper holder...

Then, you bolt the clips in their place.

Finally, you use the clips to hold the shells.

I should patent that chit.

DrafterX
Thursday, May 19, 2016 9:09:16 AM
Ram has a bat... [ram27bat]