A liberal acquaintance from California asked me what I thought he might need in order to defend his home and family from home invasion, and the like.

I suggested a 9 mm, a couple of clips, and a box of shells.

A few days later...he sent me this picture and asked me how to make it work. He also told me he voted for Obama...twice.

=d>

if that fails i guess he will have to fall back on vomit, urine, etc as has been suggested in the past

I'm just surprised they're not hair clips.


Fancy ones.


Pink.

🇨🇮

no those arent tactical enough

First, you use the 9mm to unbolt the toilet paper holder...

Then, you bolt the clips in their place.

Finally, you use the clips to hold the shells.

I should patent that chit.

Ram has a bat... [ram27bat]