I'm being invaded. I don't know what to do. Run??? Hide???

I currently live with two females. A 15 yr old stepdaughter and a --yr old wife. As of tonight I have added a 21 yr old stepdaughter and an 18 month old baby. Now I find out tomorrow Lauren's sister will be staying with us for a week and a half and as soon as a week or so her mother is coming to stay. I,I,I,I,,,don't know which way to go. Some one shoot me please....I mean this will be a pleasant experiance. Right? I love company. And family makes it all the better. Just one BIG happy family.

Keep saying that to yourself! It won't make it true, but it does make for good funnin' material!

I would recommend putting up a tent, add an air mattress, a pillow, extension cord and cable hook up, TV, and setting this all up next to the bar on the deck.

You'll be doing a manly thing without losing the creature comforts of home.

Also, don't...women don't like stubble. It'll give you some space.

Here's some advice from another thread.

Tell all of the women in the house that they are fat, and have bad hair.

Nobody will talk to you for days. Enjoy the piece and quiet with a handfull of fine cigars.

(if Lady Hay is reading this... I'm kidding)

8 track....you are truely a genious.

Redleg, not a bad idea. Maybe I should make JHC JR. come and stay with me. He loves to camp.

I think I may trump him...

Tell Lauren that you have to maintain your manhood, and the only course of action to make it right is to get that shiny new lawnmower you've been eying!!!

I think I'd cut my losses and just kill myself.

^

I agree.

Kill Andy.

That's too much estrogen for one man to handle...

Pick your favorite fishing hole and camp there until the coast is clear.

Or eat a bullet... you pick.

(psst... i'd go camping)

did ya ever see the pic of the dog house I built?

Get yerself one ;0)

Hog

you could come out here and go coon hunting.

Hey... I got the smokin' room, with the hide-a-bed and a 27" TV with digital cable.

Nobody is using it at the moment. Hell, you could even drive my car. Lord knows my wife has only driven it once in the 2+ months i've been here... damn woman. The boy has probably taken it for a spin, though he's smart enough to take that to his grave.

Hey... it won't be that bad. And the baby is only 8 months old.

If it is any consolation, I am not happy about it either. The one good thing is SmokeStock is this weekend so we get to run away for a couple days.

8... you better be kidding.

Ladyhay- i don't think i read the word "unhappy" in his post. I do believe JHC was looking to make sure he was able to make this as pleasant an experience for all those wonderful women who are going to be sharing common space with him(and you).

JHC(runmuthaf*ckarun!!!)

if not, i just opend a bottle of 12 year old chivas regal, still more than 3/4 full. yours for the asking-

nine

I think it's time to invite several of your male friends over for a big chili cookout and cards and cigars afterwards. About an hour after dinner, have each of the guys tell another guy to pull his finger. Do that a few times, make fart noises (pref. real farts). Bet the women make a trip to the mall, theater, or wherever together for a while.

8 track...I'm seriously going to be surprised if some woman doesn't shoot you in the balls before the end of the year.

"8 track...I'm seriously going to be surprised if some woman doesn't shoot you in the balls before the end of the year."

HA! He talks big on the forum... I know he wouldn't be dumb enough to say that stuff with women physically present.

Give the brutha some credit.

LOL, I knew I'd get some good advise. Let's see. 3000 miles to CA.

I thought you'd like my offer the best.

A room to smoke in, with cable and a bed. Plus a car to drive! The Humi is open, but don't touch the Diamond Crown box!! (it has Taboadas in it)

And the bonus... you're over 3,000 miles from all the estrogen!

Um... you'll have to buy your own beer. I drank it all before I left.

No problem. I always take it with me. I'm kinda alone in my Budweiser world.