Looks good to me.

Half Moon?

Looks delicious

Half full

Jacks up for some sloppy seconds 😃

Lucky!

Airbrush. [sarcasm]

Neat

more than you can handle

🤔

Wonder what cigar that is?

This happened yesterday about 7.
Woodford Reserve and a Surrogates Tramp Stamp

Perhaps it's a Moon over (a) Manhattan

Whatever it is... it's half-assed.

It's a dude

Not hairy enough to be my butt

Damn itsawaldo, you have a nice ass.


Wanna go camping?

I like camping but I'm afraid of the water, don't you live next to a river? Kinda remote too?
The guys here always make your place sound creepy.....8-[

As to the ass? I am one but that can't be mine, it's not old, droopy and pale white!