Wife-"Where have you been? You said you'd be done with golf by noon!"
Husband-"I'm sorry Honey...but you probably don't want to hear the reason."
Wife-"I want the truth, and I want it NOW"
Husband-"Fine! We finished in under 4 hours, quick beer in the clubhouse, I hopped in the car, and would have been here at 12 on the button... On the way home I spotted a girl half your age struggling with a flat tire. I changed it in a jiffy, and next she's offering me money. Of course I refused it-then she tells me she was headed to the bar at the Sheraton-and begs me to stop so she can buy me a beer. She's such a sweetie, I said yes. Before you know it-one beer turned to three or four, and I guess we were looking pretty good to each other.
Then she tells me she has a room at the Sheraton less than 50 steps from the table. She suggested we get some privacy while pulling me by the hand. Now I'm in her room...clothes are flying...the talking stopped...and we preceded to have sex in every way imaginable. It must have gone on for hours, because before I knew it the clock says 5;30...
I jumped up, threw my clothes on, ran to the car, and here I am...There, you wanted the truth...you got it
Wife- "Bull****! You played 36 holes, didn't you?😜

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True story.

you know what they say about golf...."it's for people that can't fish'!

Or that " other " four letter word beginning with F.....

Topped for a Saturday laugh.

😂

This golfer is playing a late round in the AZ summer heat, blazing hot, so he is playing alone.
He gets to a par 3 on the 17th hole and stripes a beauty, and wouldn't you know it, hits a hole in one.
First one ever, he is ecstatic, and rushes to the hole and takes out the ball and a Genie pops out as he does this.
The golfer is surprised of course, the Genie tells him he will grant him one wish for the hole in one.
The golfer doesn't miss a beat and says, "I wish my dicck was bigger."
Genie says " Your wish is granted" and is gone in the blink of an eye.
Guy checks his pants, nothing, still a small dicck, so he figures, heat stroke, I'm delirious, and chugs water and goes to the last hole.
Still, a hole in one! Nobody will believe it.
He is about to tee off and feels a rustling in his pants, checks his pants, and his dicck has grown to 8 inches.
Happy as can be he nails his drive, and starts down the fairway and again, feels movement, 12 inches, now. He is beside himself and as he hits his approach on the green, his member is now running down his thigh. He hits his putt and as he goes to his final shot, his dcck is now past his knee.
Panicking, he gets a bucket of balls and races back to the 17th hole, he hits ball after ball- sun has set he can hardly see, nothing is close, and he is down to his last ball - he does it!
Sprinting towards the hole, he trips over his growing cocck, tucks it in his sock and gets to the hole, pulls out the ball and the Genie appears.
Genie says to the golfer, "you know how this works, one wish."
Golfer blurts out:
"I wish my legs were longer!!"

yeah, yeah. Me too.

All set wif the legs and di(k but never got a hole in one.

Frankie Tripod

But did you get one in a hole?

more than one, but you'll have to rent that movie

More than one? That's a helluva hole

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