Ong
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Tuesday, August 16, 2016 7:17:23 PM
Any of you work in an office and smoke a cigar on your way to work? I found myself wanting a cigar this morning for the commute and I have been getting the stink eye from co-workers.

Do you wear the smell with pride, or cover it with febreeze or other odor masker?

sd72
Tuesday, August 16, 2016 7:26:07 PM
I mask it with booze sweat and breath. No complains about the smoke. And sometimes a vague whiff of vomit, mostly on Mondays.
sd72
Tuesday, August 16, 2016 7:26:18 PM
I mask it with booze sweat and breath. No complains about the smoke. And sometimes a vague whiff of vomit, mostly on Mondays.
sd72
Tuesday, August 16, 2016 7:27:16 PM
Apparently Tuesday too.
dharbolt
Tuesday, August 16, 2016 7:27:39 PM
Same here. Though I add the smell of strippers and some glitter highlights
Ong
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Tuesday, August 16, 2016 7:36:04 PM
I was going to assume the strippers was a part of it, or at least the scent of a good Cocoa Butter. The glitter is a new one.
sd72
Tuesday, August 16, 2016 7:37:35 PM
Glitter gets lost in the white nose rings, and ashy face.
Ong
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Tuesday, August 16, 2016 7:40:15 PM
I am less a white nose ring guy, and more of a post-baby stretch mark guy. Wednesday morning B-Team for life!
dharbolt
Tuesday, August 16, 2016 7:46:50 PM
That's not right. You should never lose your appreciation of strippers
dharbolt
Tuesday, August 16, 2016 8:09:16 PM
Also if your into the stretch marks come to columbus I'll take you to a strip club in the hood that will blow your mind
Ong
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Tuesday, August 16, 2016 8:26:55 PM

Also if your into the stretch marks come to columbus I'll take you to a strip club in the hood that will blow your mind

dharbolt wrote:

I would be all over that as long as they look like a road map of Manhattan!

mikey1597
Tuesday, August 16, 2016 8:52:01 PM
I fart a lot.
dharbolt
Tuesday, August 16, 2016 9:12:56 PM
So do the strippers
dharbolt
Tuesday, August 16, 2016 9:13:50 PM

I would be all over that as long as they look like a road map of Manhattan!

Ong wrote:

Brother these "girls" got a road map of Manhattan on their left oblique 🙂

Ong
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Tuesday, August 16, 2016 9:35:15 PM

Brother these "girls" got a road map of Manhattan on their left oblique :)

dharbolt wrote:

I have 2.5 hours left at work....don't you dare excite me!

Wait, wait, wait - I don't like your use of quotes around girls. I am not interested in meeting a Cait Jenner.

sd72
Tuesday, August 16, 2016 9:38:15 PM
Got a club in the country here famous for a one legged stripper.
dharbolt
Tuesday, August 16, 2016 9:39:19 PM

I have 2.5 hours left at work....don't you dare excite me!

Wait, wait, wait - I don't like your use of quotes around girls. I am not interested in meeting a Cait Jenner.

Ong wrote:

Bwahahahaha they are female. Just can't necessarily call them girls 🙂

dharbolt
Tuesday, August 16, 2016 9:41:32 PM

Got a club in the country here famous for a one legged stripper.

sd72 wrote:

Got one on the south side that has a big led sign that says no fat and has a picture of a baby chicken. But only at prime hours. During the week they make no such claims

danmdevries
Tuesday, August 16, 2016 11:44:05 PM
Could try smoking a pipe.
frankj1
Tuesday, August 16, 2016 11:47:58 PM

I fart a lot.

mikey1597 wrote:

you need any mason jars?