da law.... are you breaking da law..?? 😕

No. I don't need to enforce the law. It's not my job man.

I yell at litterbugs

Ok... Pretend you took an oath and stuff and carry a badge and a big gun.... 😟

I hate litterbugs..!! 😠

I would never take an oaf. That's mid evil and stuff.

Every once and a while I pretend it's the seventies and throw a beer can out the window.

I yell at old farts who steal my golf ball.

trying throwing rocks next time.... 😟

Ditto... especially the fahkin reetahds in SoCal who throw cigarettes out the window. HELLO DOUCHE ROCKETS!! We're in a massive drought with tinder every-freakin'-where.

cigg butts piss me off too.... thought I was gonna have to whoop some dude not too long ago.. he bounced one off my windshield as I was passing him.... [frypan]

So I'm an enforcer?

way cool!

How hard is it just to keep the trash in the bag you bought it in and then dispose of it at the next stop.

DON'T be a litter bug!

Be a big bug🌫

Tell Jerry Moonbeam to build an aqueduct to south La. You'll never be dry again.


There I was completely wasting, out of work and down
all inside it's so frustrating as I drift from town to town
feel as though nobody cares if I live or die
so I might as well begin to put some action in my life

^^^
shaddup ya crybaby.

I really was kidding, didn't mean to kill the thread!

thread didn't really take off anyways... I was gonna make an immigration observation but lost interest... 😟

Sidetracked by boobs again ?

We had a coyote come through our camphouse with some illegals about a year ago. Busted up our front door and almost started a fire trying to jimmyrig a homeade cellphone charger to the outlet. We're nowhere near the border so we were a bit suprised they'd be busting things up 5 hours north of the border. I sure as Hell wanted to be an enforcer that day.