frankj1
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Friday, December 2, 2016 9:37:30 AM
A funeral service is being held in a Synagogue for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.

They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive ... She lives for ten more years, and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same Synagogue, and at the end of the ceremony, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking down the aisle the husband cries....."Watch out for the wall!!!"

DrafterX
Friday, December 2, 2016 9:47:56 AM
😟
frankj1
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Friday, December 2, 2016 2:16:38 PM

😟

DrafterX wrote:

did I insult an ethnic group?

DrafterX
Friday, December 2, 2016 2:19:11 PM
I dunno.... you did say 'wall' tho... 😟
Krazeehorse
Friday, December 2, 2016 3:13:35 PM
Copied and forwarded. Here's my contribution:

Turns out the military votes were drastically underestimated for Hillary. Upon a recount, nearly 100% of civil war vets voted for her.

Gene363
Friday, December 2, 2016 4:29:12 PM
=d> =d> =d>
delta1
Friday, December 2, 2016 5:01:38 PM

Copied and forwarded. Here's my contribution:

Turns out the military votes were drastically underestimated for Hillary. Upon a recount, nearly 100% of UNION civil war vets voted for her.

Krazeehorse wrote:

fixed

tailgater
Friday, December 2, 2016 7:28:46 PM
Frank.

Please don't wait until Fridays.

This was a gem!

🇨🇮

frankj1
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Friday, December 2, 2016 7:51:50 PM

I dunno.... you did say 'wall' tho... 😟

DrafterX wrote:

took me a while to get it!

Burner02
Friday, December 2, 2016 7:55:55 PM
😁

I would sub MIL for wife.

Hmhaines
Friday, December 2, 2016 9:27:25 PM
I liked this.
jackconrad
Saturday, December 3, 2016 12:10:28 AM
[gonzo]
frankj1
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Saturday, December 3, 2016 12:53:34 AM

😁

I would sub MIL for wife.

Burner02 wrote:

me too. do not tell my wife.

jjanecka
Saturday, December 3, 2016 8:20:10 AM
And democrats get away with this when if a republican would have said it, it would have been sexist and bigoted.

Great joke Frank!

frankj1
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Saturday, December 3, 2016 1:55:38 PM

And democrats get away with this when if a republican would have said it, it would have been sexist and bigoted.

Great joke Frank!

jjanecka wrote:

I'm not a dem, but I know what you mean...but I'm really not much different.

This was sent to me but another libtard, cuz it's funny.