NapalmMan67
9 years ago
I sent Frank a little joke Chanukkah gift a few days ago, just for sh*ts n giggles. He decided to send a "Thank you." which was not required, but much appreciated.

I've been running around the last couple days getting everything prepped for Christmas, was just sitting down awhile ago when there was a knock at the front door... Was the neighbor with a SMFR USPS box mumbling something about "I think this is yours, mailman dropped in our mailbox yesterday." I said thanks and looked at the return address... What da?

Frank sent me a nice note and a lovely Star of David ornament, which is now a wonderful addition on our Christmas tree.

AND, as insurance that the ornament was properly guarded in it's journey, he sends along an LFD TCFKAM Oscuro as a body guard! Wowza.

Thank you kindly Frank! Hope you and your family have a wonderful holiday and prosperous new year!
frankj1
9 years ago
yeah yeah. picked up a couple of dem cheap China made ornaments. Prolly got lead paint on 'em.
Part of my plan to take over and convert this white male Christian dominated site to Judaism...and you fell for it!

HA!

Merry Christmas, Ron. Thank you for thinking of me.

Frank
Palama
9 years ago

yeah yeah. picked up a couple of dem cheap China made ornaments. Prolly got lead paint on 'em.
Part of my plan to take over and convert this white male Christian dominated site to Judaism...and you fell for it!

HA!

Merry Christmas, Ron. Thank you for thinking of me.

Frank

frankj1 wrote:



Not all Christians are white....

Nice RF Frank! =d>
frankj1
9 years ago

Not all Christians are white....

Palama wrote:


no wonder the take-over is taking so long!

year 3, and I have not forgotten you...!
danmdevries
9 years ago

Not all Christians are white....

Nice RF Frank! =d>

Palama wrote:



Not all whites are Christian. [whip]
Burner02
9 years ago
Like one of my sons FIL says, "You have Christians and you have Catholics"
Palama
9 years ago

no wonder the take-over is taking so long!

year 3, and I have not forgotten you...!

frankj1 wrote:



Frankie, look at this nice pocket watch.

See it swing left, see it swing right.

Left, right, left, right

Keep looking at it, follow it with your eyes.

Left, right, left, right

Your eyelids are getting heavy, heavy, heavy.

Left, right, left, right

Your eyelids are closing.

Left, right, left, right

You will forget you know the CBidder known as Palama. Never heard of him.

Left, right, left, right

Do you understand Frankie? Nod your head.

Left, right, left, right

When I snap my fingers, you will wake up and forget all about this post and call in your order to that Chinese restaurant down the street and check Netflix for a movie to watch.

1, 2, 3...snap!


frankj1
9 years ago
I am hyp-mo-tized
Palama
9 years ago
Works every time!
frankj1
9 years ago
weirdest thing. I keep doing the chicken dance whenever someone says "Chicago".
DrafterX
9 years ago
frankj1
9 years ago

😟

DrafterX wrote:


cuz I'm hyp-mo-tized...don't ruin it.
DrafterX
9 years ago
Bloody likes to dance with chikens... 😟
delta1
9 years ago
Hello, Hong Kong Kitchen? I want an order of Won Hung Low skins and cream of Sum Yung Guy soup and some Me So Gay meatballs, to go...

Where's that remote...
ZRX1200
9 years ago
LMAO......this thread...
Whistlebritches
9 years ago

Hello, Hong Kong Kitchen? I want an order of Won Hung Low skins and cream of Sum Yung Guy soup and some Me So Gay meatballs, to go...

Where's that remote...

delta1 wrote:



And all I was gonna do was say "CHICAGO".

You guys too funny
frankj1
9 years ago
I'm flapping my elbows!
NapalmMan67
9 years ago

yeah yeah. picked up a couple of dem cheap China made ornaments. Prolly got lead paint on 'em.
Part of my plan to take over and convert this white male Christian dominated site to Judaism...and you fell for it!

HA!

Merry Christmas, Ron. Thank you for thinking of me.

Frank

frankj1 wrote:




My MIL has been insisting the last couple years they could be Jewish- her theory is based off of a few of their family members facial features... I said I needed more proof but she hasn't produced anything yet, so I dunno?

My Patriarch family tree is Germanic and descendant of one Sur name- So if you meet anyone else with the same last name as mine, I am related to them... at least that's what I've been told.

I follow my own path, so I'm not worried in whichever way it goes.



FWIW- When my family immigrated to the US, they came in through Ellis Island and went straight to CHICAGO. I have no idea why, other than it works out to make chicken jokes now.


frankj1
9 years ago

My MIL has been insisting the last couple years they could be Jewish- her theory is based off of a few of their family members facial features... I said I needed more proof but she hasn't produced anything yet, so I dunno?

My Patriarch family tree is Germanic and descendant of one Sur name- So if you meet anyone else with the same last name as mine, I am related to them... at least that's what I've been told.

I follow my own path, so I'm not worried in whichever way it goes.



FWIW- When my family immigrated to the US, they came in through Ellis Island and went straight to CHICAGO. I have no idea why, other than it works out to make chicken jokes now.


NapalmMan67 wrote:


Chicago! Conan's hypnosis is wearing off...

anyway, lots of stuff happened to lots of people at Ellis Island. Names were misspelled or totally changed. And many families "converted" from Judaism long before leaving Europe to avoid concentration camps and/or worse fates. Some just never "converted" back, some families are surprised to learn of their original heritage.

IIRC, Madeline Albright was from just such a family...if I have the right name.
frankj1
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