the mystery is over. Once again, I have been targeted for an unprovoked assault. I may never have to buy a smoke again!

The Lovely Caren says a white limo pulled up to the homestead, escorted by doves.
The driver was reeling as he/she (unclear gender assignment) negotiated the front walk, staggering under the weight of BGZ's package (take that as you will). TLC further reports that the courier seemed to fear damaging the contents, as though he/she had been threatened...I now know why.

Oliva V Melanio maddie robbie (oooh)
AF mag R-44 (whoa!)
Padron '64 monarca, (as many padrons as I have had, never had this one!)
Opus X beli (love 'em)
RyJ c en c (love 'em)
JL #2 (looove 'em)...
the dude can't count to 5

Now I gotta dig up 6 $100 dollah bills to light these cigars-of-the-elite.

Insane, Ben (debated removing the comma), though your random act of unprovoked aggressive kindness (RAOUAK) is humbly appreciated. I really thought you were messing around when you said March is coming soon. Lesson learned, you are not one to be taken lightly.

Frank

Gotta run, I'm late for my parentheses control class (per usual)

Ha! Nicely done

That intro though!

The wordsmith strikes again, too kind of words.

I did feel bad when you told me you only had enough to get you through March though, I felt it was my duty to remedy that.

The Padron is actually a superior, a bit smaller ring gauge than the monarca (not sure if I've ever had one of them either).

Does the class have room for one more?... (apparently I have the same issue).

yeah, I'm good wif words, but you're good wif numbahs...parenthetically speaking

Yeah, my noobs a great guy. Nice smack down Ben.

Hey thanks man!

I like to think it's cause I got a good vet.

wicked smaht vet wif a kid at Yale!

I've seen bgz's package....

Nice hit.
I think Frank has become the winter target.
Lets keep it up till spring.

+1

This may not end well. 👻

Wasn't Ben's "package out" what got him arrested but released on insufficient evidence? (rimshot)

Beautiful...brings tears to my eyes!

you violated rule #1...don't quote me!!! HA!

and bombing runs should be over, been hit numerous times since word leaked that I wasn't "collecting" cigars anymore. You're trying to make people forget the Bomb Palama thread

Lets be serious...if you are running out of room, I know a guy who is starting a big plastic bin for cigar storage that needs some cigars to fill it up. His stash in two 150 count humidors isn't even going to make a dent in the available space.

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Wow!

Guy takes the term "d1cks out" literally one time... ONE TIME!!!


Oh ya, frank only has enough to last him till April... just so you guys know.

Holy carp! Now that's a gentile smacking right there. Nice job Ben!

To quote someone... "HA!"

Bomb frank?!?

I'm in!

old news, been going on for a while.
New Year, New Target...you can quote me, but just this once.

OK, here's the story behind the story...

nearly two years ago I found myself with a collection of mostly fine quality cigars, maybe 400 or so. I went from having a smoke as a way to unwind or as a reward for something accomplished every once in a while to smoking every night mostly out of boredom.

Turns out that for me, more is less...less enjoyment, less relaxation, less ability to discern the nuances of cigars, less taste buds!

I decided to stop buying, gifted a ton, smoked the rest, and now just pick up a couple at a time from the shpo...until I became a target!

So I do have enough to make it to April, probably, and really do appreciate everything sent my way, but it isn't necessary if you think I'm low. And it makes it difficult to return fire as I don't regift.

So, it all adds up to BOMB CONAN hehehehe