delta1
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9 years ago
This is the sequel to the "Presidentin be Hard" thread that was one of the most popular threads in the Political forum. It has faded from the scene, as Obummer bummed out. But political satire lives on, as President Thumpher begins his reign...

Anybody remember Baghdad Bob, the spokesman for Saddam Hussein, during the early stages of the Iraqi War? He said stuff like, "President Saddam wishes his people the best, and has provided a nightly fireworks show for your entertainment!"

Well Thumpher's spokesman, Sean "Spiceitup" Spicer said, "Due to the broken Washington DC MetroRail system, which we'll fix tomorrow, BTW, many millions of people were late to President Trump's inauguration. We are very glad they were able to come the next day."
sd72
9 years ago
Did mr. Jones type the title for you?
rfenst
9 years ago

Well Thumpher's spokesman, Sean "Spiceitup" Spicer said, "Due to the broken Washington DC MetroRail system, which we'll fix tomorrow, BTW, many millions of people were late to President Trump's inauguration. We are very glad they were able to come the next day."




LMAO.
teedubbya
9 years ago
We are in for a bunch of good ones.

This is a movement like the world has never seen before.
mikey1597
9 years ago
I had a epic movement once,,,,,,,,,,, street tacos will do that to ya
Brewha
9 years ago
This just in:

Now if the Secret Service detects a sniper they are required to yell "Donald duck".
victor809
9 years ago
The cable car a half a block from my house has been broken every day since trump became president.

Clearly a failed presidency.

(This is how it works right? I'm just trying to go off the example from the past 8 years)
Gene363
9 years ago

Well Thumpher's spokesman, Sean "Spiceitup" Spicer said, "Due to the broken Washington DC MetroRail system, which we'll fix tomorrow, BTW, many millions of people were late to President Trump's inauguration. We are very glad they were able to come the next day."

rfenst wrote:




LMAO.



😂
ZRX1200
9 years ago
I will still be posting on the PBH thread
jjanecka
9 years ago
I saw the inaguration just before leaving Mumbai. Excellent speech I thought. America needs to win more. I agree.
victor809
9 years ago
What I heard it didn't think was anything more than bs. But I don't think it's trump's fault. I'd bet he had nothing to do with writing that speech (it was also too coherent to be his)... of any of the million things we can judge him for... that speech is likely not one.

But I'm shocked to not see anyone here complain of his use of a teleprompter. Didn't we see that complaint 8 years ago?
victor809
9 years ago
Heard it = heard of it.
Goddammit I've got to start reviewing before hitting post.
DrafterX
9 years ago
Axl wrote that speech... 😟
Buckwheat
9 years ago

What I heard it didn't think was anything more than bs. But I don't think it's trump's fault. I'd bet he had nothing to do with writing that speech (it was also too coherent to be his)... of any of the million things we can judge him for... that speech is likely not one.

But I'm shocked to not see anyone here complain of his use of a teleprompter. Didn't we see that complaint 8 years ago?

victor809 wrote:


Aren't they all really. 🇨🇮
tonygraz
9 years ago
Bad mics are the new excuse.
teedubbya
9 years ago
Spicer reminds me of Baghdad Bob with his wife Tammy Fay Conway.
delta1
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9 years ago
yep...Conway told us yesterday, with a straight face, that they will provide alternative facts. She basically said that Thumpher doesn't trust the media so he will tell us whatever he wants and we have to accept his alternative facts as the truth. Aren't alternative facts make believe, falsehoods, not real?

Then she said Thumpher won't release his tax returns because the American people don't care (if he cheats on his taxes, lies about income/losses, has debt sources in Russia, China, Saudi Arabia, owns business interests in foreign countries where the U.S. has opposing interests) about his tax returns: they only care about their own tax returns and whether Thumpher can lower their taxes.

So, we are all gullible selfish morons who will believe a self-dealing liar as long as the liar gives us some money?
victor809
9 years ago
On the upside she now says he will release his taxes once the audit is done... I could have sworn that sitting presidents aren't able to be prosecuted for anything prior to their presidency... don't know why the audit would be going on still...
dstieger
9 years ago
so...he ran for president to get the IRS off his ass?
delta1
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9 years ago
Some legal scholars support the idea that a sitting President can't be charged and prosecuted for criminal behavior prior to or during his term. If so, prosecuting a President would give the Judicial branch a huge power over the Executive. A potential criminal prosecution could happen after the President leaves office, if the statutes of limitation allow, or are argued to have been stayed. This has never happened and nothing has been codified, so it's all speculation.

There is the impeachment process, where a sitting President can be held accountable. It requires the Congress, specifically the house first to begin the process to determine that the President has committed "high crimes and misdemeanors." There isn't an indication or definition of what that is, or whether that includes conduct before taking office, except a low bar was set when lying about a BJ was considered a high crime/misdemeanor, an impeachable offense. As long as the House is solidly GOP, that isn't going to happen, regardless of what Thumpher has done, or will do.

As for an on-going audit, isn't the IRS an executive branch, and Thumpher their boss? He's going to direct them to keep auditing, then lose the file just before he leaves office...
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