^^Shades of magwitch, right there....

MACS wrote:

I just googled "rusty trumpet"........Shawn was definitely his name.

Whistlebritches wrote:

I hope whoever invented this thing is getting rich... i never wait more than an hour or 2 after setting it to snag a gopher... very few false trips and the more i use it the better i get... if you've got a gopher problem this is the best solution I've ever seen...

#gopherlivesdontmatter

opelmanta1900 wrote:

some may be trumpets, but some are trombones

frankj1 wrote:

*lol*

jespear wrote:

How coincidental. Gopher Hawk was the name of a guy I met while doing a brief stint in Leavenworth a while back. His real name was Ron and he was the first person to introduce me to the rusty trumpet. A large, hairy and gregarious man, he also had a gentle side. Most of the other blokes on the block left him alone but there was one fellow, Jake, who liked fo tease him for his indescretions and dalliances. I think he was the one who first called him Gopher Hawk. Jake was found shanked in the bottom of a laundry hamper and everyone thought it was Big Ron who did it. From that point no one called him Gopher Hawk, to his face anyway. I will say this, if you ever find a woman who will give you a rusty trumpet, stick with her. There's almost nothing you can't overlook if the sex is good.

tripleguy wrote:

If you read the same definition I did...

MACS wrote:

tripleguy = MAGWITCH

Y0 !!! "TRIP"...

I'm still waiting on SSG FIELD CHIEF's

GARY O'CONNER's

FAT BALD SCALP AND HIS WHOLE LEFT EAR

With the 3 carat earring still in it...

Where it be's???

You can mail it "C.O.D." if your short on

Fundage...

My reward will buy you a lot-0-smokes...and respect.

I'm removing the earring and sending it to:

"THE FBI MEN's JEWELRY WEARING CLUB"... :):):)

For their annual FUND RAISER...

AGENT "Old RAISIN NAD's" is the new CLUB president...AKA meeeesta' cleannnnn

&

AGENT "BENJI : the dog faced boyeee" is the new V.P.

&

AGENT "MAX HEADROOM" is the new TREASURER

&

AGENT "4-WAY STOP TARD" is the new SECRETARY

Mr. Jones wrote: