As far as storage goes, I store my cigars in the plastic wrapper they come in into my humidor.

Do any of you just take the label off before you light it? Do you take the plastic off the cigars before you place them in your humidor?

a lot of guys like to cut theirs right away too... that way you don't need to carry a cutter around... it's just smart is what it is...

Throw 'em in the fish hold... plenty of humidity.

Do I need to wait until the ice melts?

Not bad . . . Not bad at all.

To my ear OP sounds like a runner-up at Ms. Crossdresser USA Pageant -- re-raising the ol' cello on/off debate means he probably flunked the intelligence competition at least -- and so what first springs to my mind is a comfortable name like Tootsie.

Pansy, do you mind if we call you Tootise too on occasion?

After some thought I think you may be on to something.

Cigars patiently imbued over time with essence of the finest food grade menhaden.

Need to check with DE first though, thinking they may already have a Lewinski cigar.

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As long as you have fish in there... doesn't make a difference.

The cello, or what you refer to as plastic, must be left on the cigar at all times. It is bio-degradable, and will slowly dissolve over time. The blender determines just how long he wants the cigar to age, and instructs the factory to cover his creation, in a cello wrapper of just the right thickness required to accomplish this. Once the cello wrapper has fully dissolved, the cigar is ready to smoke. This is why you must maintain proper humidity, because if the humidity is too low, the cello will not dissolve in a timely manor, and you'll end up with an overaged cigar. When you see a cigar without cello, it means that is ready, and needs to be smoked right away. Smoking a cigar before the cello has dissolved, is an insult to the creator of the blend.

And once the plastic melds, it makes the cigar burn significantly slower.

Great tip for smoking while playing golf!

You've got to fcuking kidding. Are you serious? Who the f*ck gives a shlt. This place is as lame as ever.