grmcooper
Wednesday, May 3, 2017 6:45:51 PM
Don't tell everyone your leaving then keep crying about whatever you were leaving about.

Continue

DrafterX
Wednesday, May 3, 2017 7:03:11 PM
Ram has a bat.... 😟
Gene363
Wednesday, May 3, 2017 7:18:26 PM
Don't pour gasoline on the campfire then complain about the heat.
Hillbillyjosh770
Wednesday, May 3, 2017 7:25:31 PM
Don't go tee tee into da wind.

Don't eat yeller snow

Don't go to bed with an itchy booty and expect not to wake up with a funny smellin' digit.

Don't shame folk for wanting to help folk and/ or be themselves.

JadeRose
Wednesday, May 3, 2017 7:49:44 PM
Mothers, Daughters, etc. are HARD off limits. Other than that...go git yer f*ckin shine box.

Yo Momma is not the same as "Your Mother". If you don't know the difference, you won't last long

Do not give USAHOG your phone number if you don't want 3 am drunk phone calls

grmcooper
Wednesday, May 3, 2017 7:52:04 PM
West coast people could care less about your mom jokes. East coast guys will die for momma
gummy jones
Wednesday, May 3, 2017 8:10:26 PM
Whoever smelt it dealt it
wvwa34
Wednesday, May 3, 2017 8:28:56 PM
Always use the toothpaste and brush your teeth before using your hemmoroid cream!
bs_kwaj
Wednesday, May 3, 2017 8:29:35 PM

If you -could- care less, then right now you only care less up to a point... then later, you could care less more.

🍺

qmech
Wednesday, May 3, 2017 8:30:30 PM
^And make sure you know the difference.

Q

qmech
Wednesday, May 3, 2017 8:30:36 PM
^And make sure you know the difference.

Q

qmech
Wednesday, May 3, 2017 8:31:22 PM
Double tap foul.... Go back to where you came from Q!!!!

Q

bgz
  • bgz
  • Herf-A-Holic
Wednesday, May 3, 2017 8:51:56 PM
If you're unwilling to lick it, you probably shouldn't stick it.
Hillbillyjosh770
Wednesday, May 3, 2017 9:36:41 PM
Don't sweat the petty, and don't pet the sweaty
elRopo
Wednesday, May 3, 2017 10:38:48 PM
Don't schitt too close to the house.
jespear
Wednesday, May 3, 2017 10:58:09 PM
You don't tug on superman's cape

You don't spit into the wind

You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger

And you don't mess around with frankj1, 'cause he's like a genius !

frankj1
Wednesday, May 3, 2017 11:06:31 PM
unless ya want a verbal thrashing
jjanecka
Wednesday, May 3, 2017 11:07:55 PM
Don't mess with Charlton Heston, he freed the isrealites and parted the sea. Trust me on this Frank was there to witness.
Burner02
Wednesday, May 3, 2017 11:36:11 PM
Frank gets around.
frankj1
Wednesday, May 3, 2017 11:40:28 PM

Frank gets around.

Burner02 wrote:

cross-thread outrage!