frankj1
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9 years ago
welcome aboard Pastafarians.

https://www.venganza.org/ 

I know tonygraz is IN!
tonygraz
9 years ago
frankj1
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9 years ago
I knew you'd come through
delta1
9 years ago
Can one convert without actually consuming a lot of pasta?
RMAN4443
9 years ago

Can one convert without actually consuming a lot of pasta?

delta1 wrote:


As long as the sauce is good, but I still vote for the Ravioli 😰
Stinkdyr
9 years ago
All hail FSM!
jjanecka
9 years ago
BURN THE HERETICS!!!!!
frankj1
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9 years ago

BURN THE HERETICS!!!!!

jjanecka wrote:


boiling makes more sense...
MACS
9 years ago
Prayers sent.

Heathens.
tonygraz
9 years ago
MACS is a good name for a Pastafarian.
Abrignac
9 years ago
What a coincidence. Just finished a plate of spaghetti with home made sauce & meatballs that I made today.
delta1
9 years ago
#11...Stinkdyr will eventually pay for that mocking...those people have much in common with their elephants...
DrafterX
9 years ago
Below are some of the main foundational beliefs of Rastafarians. The other articles will provide some of the other beliefs and standards

Rastafarians believe that God is a spirit and that this spirit was manifested in King H.I.M. Emperor Haile Selassie I.

Rastafarians believe that Jesus was a direct descendant of King David and was black.

Rastafarians believe that the Ethiopian Solomonic Dynasty is a direct representation of King David.

Rastafarians believe that they are the original Lost Tribes of Israel that were once scattered by Babylon until the appearance of His Imperial Majesty Emperor Haile Selassie I
.
Rastafarians believe that God will return them to Zion (Rastafarians refer to Ethiopia as Zion).

Rastafarians believe that Ethiopia is the Promised Land and that it is Heaven on Earth.

The White Man took them away from the Promised Land (Ethiopia/Zion) as slaves to Babylon and a Babylonian system. (Please note that some Rastafarians will say Pink people vs. White people)


http://jamaicans.com/believe/#ixzz4gbgVVeXt 


Film at 11... 🤔
RMAN4443
9 years ago
[quote=DrafterX]Below are some of the main foundational beliefs of Rastafarians. The other articles will provide some of the other beliefs and standards

Rastafarians believe that God is a spirit and that this spirit was manifested in King H.I.M. Emperor Haile Selassie I.

Rastafarians believe that Jesus was a direct descendant of King David and was black.

Rastafarians believe that the Ethiopian Solomonic Dynasty is a direct representation of King David.

Rastafarians believe that they are the original Lost Tribes of Israel that were once scattered by Babylon until the appearance of His Imperial Majesty Emperor Haile Selassie I
.
Rastafarians believe that God will return them to Zion (Rastafarians refer to Ethiopia as Zion).

Rastafarians believe that Ethiopia is the Promised Land and that it is Heaven on Earth.

The White Man took them away from the Promised Land (Ethiopia/Zion) as slaves to Babylon and a Babylonian system. (Please note that some Rastafarians will say Pink people vs. White people)


http://jamaicans.com/believe/#ixzz4gbgVVeXt 


Film at 11... 🤔 [/quote

What about the ganja and the dreadlocks mon? 🤔
tonygraz
9 years ago
Drafter is confused as usual - doesn't know the difference between Pasta and Rasta - how does rasta taste ?
jjanecka
9 years ago
None of that rastafarian chit makes any sense because the majority of Ethiopian Christians are either a derivative of Coptic Catholic or Alexandrian Orthodox (both Egyptian Christian) and have pretty much been that way since the time of Mark the Apostle.
Speyside
9 years ago
So a Rastafarian is a Pastafarian if he or she eats pasta when the munchies strike?
Buckwheat
9 years ago

BURN THE HERETICS!!!!!

jjanecka wrote:



True, there is no god Ahura Mazda. Burn all non-believers. 🐴
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