So I am in my office and my wife has been gnawing on my butt all day like a dog on a ham bone. I finely had enough and I asked WTF is your problem. She proceeds to tell me that its that time again and she left her PMS meds in the car. I go out to the car after arguing with her a little more just to try and get her to tell me where she put the dang car keys. While out there looking in the trunk of the car where the grocery bags fell over and her meds fell out, I hear the mail man pulling up. I of course not paying no attention, spot the bottle of PMS pills. All excited because this will ease my pain of her chewing on my ass. As I stand up and turn this dang box flying through the air smacks me right in the head knocking me over the back of the car. As I pick myself up and look over the car the mail man is hanging half in and half out of his little USPS clown car, pointing at me and yelling "YOU TELL THEM AZZHATS TO QUIT SENDING SUCH HEAVY BOXES, MY BACK CANT TAKE IT" and he then proceeds to spit on the ground as if to put some bad JuJu or voodoo on me and sequels tires as he drives off. While rubbing the new onion on my dang forehead I open the box to find this.


1- .5 lbs Bag of Chocolate Covered Natural Espresso Beans from the Nut House
5 - Bait Fish MUWAT
2 - Carlos torano Exodus
1 - Joya Black
1 - Joya De Nicarahua Antano 1970
1 - Cohiba Red Dot
1 - Graycliff Crystal
1 - Gran Habano Vintage 2002
1- Ave Maria

Luke I can not say thank you enough. I am very appreciative of all this. I can not remember what I have sent to you so if its not solid just let me know. If we should ever trade again, next time send some ace bandages and some Tylenol please sir. Or at the very least put the bubble wrap on the outside of the box. A safety precaution until my mailman goes to anger management. 🇨🇮 =d> =d> =d> 🍺

WTG Luke=d>

always liked that Luke feller...

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Enjoy
Those espresso beans are addictive.

you found your niche. proud of ya Luke.

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Well done