This is why I don't shop at walmart. What do you do when you catch these two criminal masterminds? They're in rascals....
I can just feel the white trash oooze out of those places.
Just check local hospitals, they must have needed to get the scooters surgically removed.
There's no way those rascals can outrun a person...
Was the person they stole the credit card from on a rascal as well?
Was this rascal on rascal crime?
Wait for it....
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Douchebag in the parking lot casing cars, asked a guy for a light, then started walking around. I looked right at him as he came toward me and said, "Casing cars, eh douchebag? Why don't you get the **** out of here, ****?"
Then he says, "Oh, no... I just like that type of car". Yeah... an innocent douchebag would have been really pissed off that I assumed that he was casing cars, not making excuses for casing cars. He left rather quickly.
Seriously... how did they get away?
victor809 wrote:
This story needs a soundtrack.
He left rather quickly.
MACS wrote:
Or at least at the top speed of his rascal.
Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
perfect.
The criminal masterminds have turned themselves in.
Now they just need their own show on TLC and the cycle will be complete.
Did they really turn themselves in, or did they run out of battery and need a lift home? Ha!
Anyway, we end up in the hair products isle and she pops up on the backside of it. So I decide to go see what she was looking at, and see she's checking out black hair products.
I look at her and start lmfao, then she starts laughing. Good times, she quit following me though.
