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victor809
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8 years ago

Hah!

I'm 6'1"+ and 230 and don't have a gut like the orange f$$tard apparently does at 6'3" (mmmhmmmm, he grew in the last year) and 239lb.

https://www.theroot.com/the-girther-movement-many-people-dont-believe-the-pres-1822157904

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-girthers_us_5a5eea56e4b0ee2ff32b949c

I hope this gets the very serious attention it deserves... at least as much serious attention as the birther movement. Both are very important.

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bgz
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8 years ago

I've always wondered that too, I see other guys claiming to be 6'1", 220+ and they're fat af... guess the president suffers from the same flaw.

Anyway, no way that dude has a 36 inch waist, 46 maybe.

Edited by user 8 years ago | Reason: Not specified

victor809
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8 years ago

So apparently the last report a year ago put him at 6'2". And coincidentally, a 1" growth spurt over the past year just clears him of the "obese" category on BMI.

I demand his long form girth certificate!!!

ZRX1200
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8 years ago

I knew William Howard Taft, and you sir.....are NO William Howard Taft.

Buckwheat
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8 years ago

The same volume of fat weighs less than muscle. 🌫

Just saying... 🐴

delta1
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8 years ago

Trump is no Taft, in stature or in accomplishment...

Speyside
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8 years ago

I'm 6'4", 238 lb and the BMI says I am fat.

DrafterX
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8 years ago

I have an enormous schwanzstucker... 😟

bgz
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8 years ago

I'm 6'4", 238 lb and the BMI says I am fat.

Speyside wrote:

Ya, I'm 6'1", 220 and BMI says I'm fat too. Doctor says I'm perfectly fine, and all the nurses there agree.

victor809
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8 years ago

I have an enormous schwanzstucker... 😟

DrafterX wrote:

Hang on... schwanstucker refers to gut?

I always thought it was a young frankenstein bit about peenises.

banderl
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8 years ago

I have an enormous schwanzstucker in my azz... 😟

DrafterX wrote:

That must be very, very, very uncomfortable.

DrafterX
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8 years ago

freak... 😟

frankj1
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8 years ago

I ain't sayin' nuffin'

-Frankie Tripod

delta1
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8 years ago

just as I disdained the Birther movement, as well as the Bircher movement, I can not, in good conscience, add any weight to the Girther Movement...

frankj1
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8 years ago

just as I disdained the Birther movement, as well as the Bircher movement, I can not, in good conscience, add any weight to the Girther Movement...

delta1 wrote:

that was painful...and I can't believe I missed that opportunity.
Well played, sir.

Buckwheat
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8 years ago

I have an enormous schwanzstucker... 😟

DrafterX wrote:

Did you get your brain from Hans Delbruck or Abby Someone? 🍺

bgz
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8 years ago

just as I disdained the Birther movement, as well as the Bircher movement, I can not, in good conscience, add any weight to the Girther Movement...

delta1 wrote:

That's it, thread's over, Al wins.

teedubbya
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8 years ago

I don't have length or girth going for me 😟

DrafterX
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8 years ago

That's cause you touched it too much as a kid... 😟

victor809
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8 years ago

You probably should tell TW exactly how often children should "touch it"....

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