It was nearly eight and he couldn’t find a single parking spot. He circled around the block with no luck. Finally, he called out “God, please help me find a parking space!”
Still no luck.
“God, if you give me parking spot, I’ll go to shul every day.”
No spot.
“God, I’ll keep kosher!”
All of a sudden, right in front of the restaurant, a car pulled out – leaving a large parking space. Eagerly, the man maneuvered into it, while calling out, “Never mind God, I found one!”
who can wait that long?
eight o'clock?
frankj1 wrote:
Good point!
By 8:00pm, we are in bed watching TV or reading.
rfenst wrote:
8:00! who can go to bed that early?
Not this guy......I don't even have lunch until 9pm 🤐
David (dpnewell)
Now that I'm going to be 61 in a couple months, the wife and I are doing the 3PM early bird dinners, and are in bed by 7.
j/king
Actually we are lucky to be in bed by midnight, and I am up by 5:20 AM for my morning coffee and cigar.
Problem is, I don't get up until 7:00.
good example of truth in jest
I don't know about you, Huck. First a Jew joke and then an Irish joke. You better be careful or the cultural/racism police are going to track you down and take away your libby card.
Mrs. dpnewell wrote:
Careful. I know some David jokes too.
