I didn't know that our government still did this until my son got his registration card in the mail today.
Selective Service: It’s What a Man’s Got to Do.
No.
I didn't make that up.
It's their slogan on the first page of their website.
"It's what a Man's got to do."
And they don't lie.
If you're a chick, you don't have to register.
Honest.
And it gets better: If you're a transgendered man (born a chick, now a dude) you DON'T have to register.
So unless God himself put the stem on the apple, you're safe.
Unless your DNA contains the parallel parking gene (Y Chromosome) you won't need to worry.
LOL!
It's the ultimate sexism.
Next time a girl/woman tells you it's their "right" to do EVERYTHING a man does (like use the men's room) ask if she registered with SSS yet.
She'll probably think you're a Nazi.
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