Energy saving mode?

I think he missed it.

LMAO!

You gotta be pulling my Finger!

Funny.......I spent the better part of Friday evening in a hot tub.......making lots of bubbles.

Da Bubble man !

water farts are truly special..........the only farts you can see!

Not true....you can light em and see em!

^good point!!!!

One of my favorite stories is one my friend told me.

He was in the Boy Scouts and on a camp-out. They had cheap white canvas tents that were pitched side by side on a long row.

He and his roommate heard someone laughing and carrying on in the next tent and peeked outside.

As he looked at his neighbor's tent, he heard a noise, and the whole tent lit up like a lamp and all he could see was the shadow inside of one kid bending over and another kid holding a candle to his ass.........igniting the gas.

That is a hilarious visual.

farts DO burn...........and they burn well.

I have actually had success (at a much younger age) farting into a bottle then igniting it.

My one friend caught some frayed threads on his "80's" jeans on fire and smashed his own balls trying to put it out.

It has been a really long time since I lit a fart......I think I'll figure on showing this to my daughter sometime soon.














on a side note, there IS one more type of fart that can be observed visually.............the wet fart, otherwise know as "drawing mud". It leaves a wet, smelly, yellow/brown stain in your undies. This is, of course, undesirable and is usually the result of getting too greedy. I quit wearing undies YEARS after reading some advice from 18Delta (RIP brother), and have yet to ruin any pants with **** streaks.......but hey.....I am an expert.

Delta was a commando man wasn't he?

Never really liked going commando myself so I just wear dark underwear!

He recommended ditching undies as a cure for swamp-ass and it works great.............the boys just don't need that much insulation.

wisdom is power!!!! Thanks from the XXXperts........

Beans... it's not whats for breakfast anymore....

I used to toss the covers over my ex-wifes head after she went to sleep... she always thought it was the cigarettes she inhaled the day before...

No Morning kiss's for her.. I just smiled and waived her goodbye..

Hog

Lighting farts was a very popular past time back in the 70s

It still is..