An elderly gentleman, Frank, went to the local drug store and quietly asked the pharmacist for the little blue "Viagra" pill.

The pharmacist asked, "How many?" The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces.

The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose.That won't get you through intimacy."

The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm eighty years old and I don't even think about intimacy much anymore.

I just need it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new golf shoes."