After enjoying a day of golf. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits at the kitchen table, open mouthed, listening to the tirade:
"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a f__king mess and the dishes are still in the sink. I’m completely exhausted! I didn’t get enough sleep last night. Can't you see I'm still in my f__king pajamas? I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the f__k did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid ****!?"
"Because ... he’s thinking of getting married..."
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For the record, I thought it was hilarious. 😂
I read the joke to my wife and daughter, neither of them laughed.
Palama wrote:
For the record . . . so did my wife.
