DrafterX
Monday, September 10, 2018 2:32:07 PM
An Ohio grocery store employee is facing the possibility of felony theft charges for her daily snacking habit.

The unnamed employee worked in Bolivar at the grocery chain Giant Eagle for eight years – during that time authorities say she helped herself to three to five slices of ham every day, totaling $9,200 in lost revenue. Authorities say she would also sometimes eat salami.

The Associated Press reports that the store’s loss prevention manager received a tip that the employee had been eating the meat slices for years.

The woman is facing potential felony theft charges, however, Tuscarawas County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement on Facebook that “felony charges are unlikely.”

“While our office did take a report of the issue as requested by the store, no determination of charges has been made. The procedure is to send the report to the Prosecutor’s Office and they are the ones to decide.

“While my office does not have the authority to make the final decision in this case, I do feel confident that once all of the facts are relayed to the Prosecutor, Felony charges are unlikely,” the statement read before adding that no arrests and “no formal filing of charges” had happened.

Film at 11... 😟

opelmanta1900
Monday, September 10, 2018 2:35:22 PM
You think abrignac is the guy who tipped off loss prevention?
dstieger
Monday, September 10, 2018 2:42:10 PM
doesn't seem to say that she was hiding the salami....why did Anthony just now narc her out...after 8 years?

over 9K? that's gotta be a couple pounds a week....seems like she's been putting away an awful lot of meat

Hank_The_Tank
Monday, September 10, 2018 2:49:29 PM
That isn't too far from me. Funny stuff.
DrafterX
Monday, September 10, 2018 2:57:26 PM
So if she gained 2 lbs a week for 8 years.. 🤔
victor809
Monday, September 10, 2018 2:57:32 PM
Looks maybe like they were estimating 2lb a week?

That's not insignificant....

opelmanta1900
Monday, September 10, 2018 3:20:22 PM
52 weeks in a year x 5 days a week = 260 days

260 days x 8 years = 2080 days

2080 days x 5 slices of ham = 10,400 slices of ham

10,400 x 25 grams (avg weight/slice) = 260,000 grams of ham

260,000 grams = 573.202 lbs of ham slices

This is not the mathematical calculation of a slender woman...

victor809
Monday, September 10, 2018 3:47:21 PM
So Opel... Your estimate is at about 1.4lb per week...

Interesting... You went from the weight/slice side... I was going estimating the cost/lb of meat.

Given that you got a lower number... That means they have a wildly overpriced salami.... I think I was estimating 12$/lb... Your calculations put it closer to 16$/lb

opelmanta1900
Monday, September 10, 2018 4:04:15 PM
Even 12 a pound is crazy for any kind of sliced pork product... Roast beef or corned beef maybe, but salami? 7.99 a pound tops...

Something smells fishy... and I don't think it's the seafood aisle...:-k

opelmanta1900
Monday, September 10, 2018 4:05:09 PM

doesn't seem to say that she was hiding the salami....why did Anthony just now narc her out...after 8 years?

dstieger wrote:

Probably stiffed him on his (cold) cut...

DrafterX
Monday, September 10, 2018 4:20:32 PM
What about da bread..?? Did she make sammiches..?? 😕
opelmanta1900
Monday, September 10, 2018 4:39:12 PM
No way man... She's on atkins... Slice of ham with a mayonnaise packet shooter... Lather, rinse, repeat... 5 times a day... Every day... #8yearsstrong and #gettingstronger...
opelmanta1900
Monday, September 10, 2018 4:42:29 PM
And you know first thing this morning she put on a wig and headed to the local krogers to apply for a job... No way she's going cold turkey on a 5 slice a day habit...
DrafterX
Monday, September 10, 2018 5:12:32 PM
She prolly started out with a slice of pickle-loaf a day and it just got worse... 😟
opelmanta1900
Monday, September 10, 2018 5:19:51 PM
They say pickle loaf is a gateway meat...
DrafterX
Monday, September 10, 2018 5:25:21 PM
I heard that too... 😟
opelmanta1900
Monday, September 10, 2018 5:45:50 PM
Silver lining, they got her before she was mixed up into pastrami... or imported cheeses...
victor809
Monday, September 10, 2018 5:57:42 PM
I've been telling women my meat is the gateway salami....
victor809
Monday, September 10, 2018 5:58:26 PM
Not sure what it's a gateway to tho....

RMAN4443
Monday, September 10, 2018 6:00:34 PM

Even 12 a pound is crazy for any kind of sliced pork product... Roast beef or corned beef maybe, but salami? 7.99 a pound tops...

Something smells fishy... and I don't think it's the seafood aisle...:-k

opelmanta1900 wrote:

Could be the salami after she was done with it....#-o