Elton John and his partner David Furnish had their sperm mixed together and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.
After the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into the maternity ward.
A dozen babies were lying in their cribs, eleven of them were crying and screaming.
In the corner, one baby was lying quietly, smiling.
A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
Isn't it wonderful Elton asked David.
All these crying babies and yet our baby is so content. This just proves the superiority of gay love!
The nurse said, oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out of his arse.
