Gonna have to keep a lookout

That drink will be flatter than my girlfriend back in 6th grade.

I had a joke about that girlfriend being from last year but thought a pedo joke was in poor taste.

I had to reword my post several times in order to prevent an easy transition to this.

My 6th grade girlfriend had boobs, was 3 inches taller than me, prolly out weighed me by 25 pounds, and kept dragging me into the orange grove after school to make out.

I was terrified of her, and pretty much did what she said.

It was such a relief when she ended up going to a different junior high school.

Fond memories....

Heh.........funny part of the story is she had an identical twin sister.

The sister was much nicer.........didn’t have any pimples, and had longer hair, and was generally cuter.

I could never dream of “making a move” on her though...........cause, well...........I had no idea what making a move meant, let alone how to do it.

The “orange grove” episodes were, as Delta prolly surmised, nothing more than me getting mauled by Bigfoot...

Fond memories may be a bit of an over statement...

but you did kinda like it....right?8-[

Is that your Barbara Streisand impersonation?

It’s pretty good...

Ha!

😁