I'm in too.
And now, a little golf humor.
A newlywed couple, both avid golf fans, decide to attend the Masters for their honeymoon.
On their wedding night, just before they are getting ready to consummate the marriage, the wfe says,
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Honey, before we do this, I have something to tell you."
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What is it, dear ?", the husband asks.
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Well, you know that I used to caddy for Arnold Palmer, back in the day, right ? "
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Yes dear. I know that."
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Well, to be perfectly honest, we used to fool around on occasion".
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That's okay, sweetheart. It was before we met, so I have no problem with that.", he says.
They then proceed to have sex.
When they finish, the husband gets out of bed, and his wife says, "
Where are you going?"
He says, "
I'm going to get a cigarette."
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Oh ? Arnold never did that.", she replies.
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Oh no ? What did Arnold do?" he asks.
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Well, Arnold would get back in bed and make love to me again", she answers.
Not to be upstaged, the husband gets back in bed and makes love to her a second time.
After he's done, he gets up and walks toward the balcony.
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NOW, where are you going?" she asks.
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Well dear, I'm a little winded after that repeat performance, and I just need to get some fresh air.", he answers.
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OH. Arnold never did that." she says.
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Well, what did Arnold do ? he asks.
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Arnold would get back in bed and make love to me again."
As before, not wanting to be upstaged, the husband takes a few deep breaths and gets back in bed and makes love to his bride a third time. When he's done, he gets out of bed again.
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Where are you going NOW", she asks.
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Well dear, I'm going to the fridge to get a drink. I'm pretty thirsty after all this sex.", he replies.
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Oh. Well, Arnold never did that", she says.
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I suppose Arnold would get back in bed and make love to you again", the husband says.
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Well, yes . . . he WOULD !" she answers.
With that, the husband starts back towards the bed, stops to pick up the phone on the nightstand, and starts dialing.
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Who are you calling?", she asks him.
He says, "
I'm calling Arnold Palmer."
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WHY ?, she asks.
He answers, "
Because I want to find out just what par IS for this hole ! "
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7 years ago |
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