Whistlebritches
Saturday, April 13, 2019 2:01:05 PM
I hear these are going in at Walmarts everywhere.............pharmacy section.Z told me he'd like one next to his pool table.I'm guessing it's so he can fondle the balls while in action.

https://boingboing.net/2017/04/24/sperm-extraction-machine-yours.html 

Ewok126
Saturday, April 13, 2019 3:33:50 PM
Yeah, Z bought mine cause I cut him a deal on it. When I got it I found out it did not come with a step stool for the tall impaired folks like me. I got tired of getting punched in the forehead over and over. I only got to use it properly once. The wife said she would never let me stand on her back again while doing that. So yeah, I took a big loss on it but, anything to help a brother out you know. They normally go for 13k, I let him have it for 100 bucks since I did use it the one time and because I didn't bother to clean it up. Z said he didn't mind.
Gene363
Saturday, April 13, 2019 3:47:21 PM
$13k would buy a lot of happy endings with a free massage, so I've heard.
DrafterX
Saturday, April 13, 2019 4:51:10 PM
True... True... 😟
Whistlebritches
Saturday, April 13, 2019 9:19:45 PM

$13k would buy a lot of happy endings with a free massage, so I've heard.

Gene363 wrote:

In Thailand yes...…...not to mention basket fuqs,best happy ending known to man

teedubbya
Sunday, April 14, 2019 12:47:57 AM
Kraftpaid under a hunnert didn’t he?
ZRX1200
Sunday, April 14, 2019 1:02:10 AM
You can even put a Teedubya mask on this beotch
Whistlebritches
Sunday, April 14, 2019 1:51:26 PM

You can even put a Teedubya mask on this beotch

ZRX1200 wrote:

I was thinking more Jessica Alba or Jennifer Garner...……….but if TW trips your trigger

delta1
Sunday, April 14, 2019 6:34:33 PM
wonder if wives would prefer letting their hubbies have one of these machines, instead of a GF/mistress on the side...

maybe add internet to the touchscreen on top....

frankj1
Sunday, April 14, 2019 8:04:00 PM

I hear these are going in at Walmarts everywhere.............pharmacy section.Z told me he'd like one next to his pool table.I'm guessing it's so he can fondle the balls while in action.

https://boingboing.net/2017/04/24/sperm-extraction-machine-yours.html 

Whistlebritches wrote:

wondering what you were searching for when you came up with this...

Whistlebritches
Sunday, April 14, 2019 8:40:08 PM

wondering what you were searching for when you came up with this...

frankj1 wrote:

I believe my google search was....."hands free sperm extraction".I have a prize bull and sell his sperm but I'm tired of jerking off the ungrateful bastid.

frankj1
Sunday, April 14, 2019 8:42:37 PM

I believe my google search was....."hands free sperm extraction".I have a prize bull and sell his sperm but I'm tired of jerking off the ungrateful bastid.

Whistlebritches wrote:

excellent!

tonygraz
Monday, April 15, 2019 9:18:00 AM
Aha, the old C0ck and bull story.
delta1
Monday, April 15, 2019 1:07:59 PM
murffle....
RMAN4443
Monday, April 15, 2019 1:56:42 PM

Aha, the old C0ck and Pull story.

tonygraz wrote:

FIFY

delta1
Monday, April 15, 2019 2:05:46 PM
mumpfff....
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