[ram27bat] Let the bombings begin:-)

gotta be 4 years...FOUR YEARS!

you didn't write, you didn't call...your mother and I were worried sick! (it's new schtick I started since you died. Just go with it)

so I asked John if it's OK for me, being Jewish and stuff, to tell anyone who asks about you, in the spirit of Easter...can I say "He is risen"?

He said OK.

welcome back from the dead. I really was worried about you brother.

how's the wife and kids?

Frank

check your inbox from 2/20/15

and

WRONG FORUM...NOOB!

[ram27bat]

ouch#-o

Cubans, eh? Litto shut you off?

but seriously, what's up with your health?

Mom wanted me to tell you to bring home milk and me and you need to discuss my allowance, four years worth at compound interest.[-o<

I am sooooo happy!

Health is pretty good now. Had a few surgeries on my ankle but there isn't much they can do with my back but I'm managing. Not the reason I suddenly vanished though. That had to do with family, not my wife and kids. It's a long story that I don't mind telling and if people want to know I'll type up the whole sordid tale in General one day. If you have time one day and wanna know gimmie a call. I have no problem talking about it all now. Ooooo I just: had a brilliant idea. Everyone who's interested send me a pity bombing and I'll tell the tale! Better be the good stuff though, no rocky patels or anything from an 80 cigar assortment for the low low price of $25! What a bargin! Minimum Antano Double fuerte's from 2012 (El Martillo size)........ 🙂 Yes, yes! I can milk this baby into cigar heaven! Since I was dead and in heaven I know what it's like so bring your A game bombs!

Heaven is awesome, pet's are allowed and almost all religions live together in Harmony. God was showing me around but told me to be quiet as we passed one room. When I asked why we had to sneak past that:-) room he told me "Those are all the Baptists, they think they're the only one's here and everyone else is roasting in hell, especially the Jews. Since this IS Heaven we didn't have the heart to tell them they were wrong."

Glad to see it isn't so.

David