(yeah, I'm bored. Humor me.)

He’ll give his opinion, whilst eating lemon cake.

In CBid Land

There was an old Jew

Who had a sore hand

It wasn't from spanking

The proverbial monkey

Or buffing the bishop

That made his hand funky

It was actually caused

By an unnatural curve

In his elbow at rest

That pinched a small nerve

His doctor said, "Frank

You know what to do

Get a hold of yourself"

Frank said, "Doc, I DO !

Three times a day, but even THAT don't help !" 🤦

He hired an assistant, his name was Frank.

He ate large lunches, and was generally pokey.

actually, that was very creative.

I have my moments, Frankie !

Hope it "humored" you.

felt better than hitting my funny bone

That's as far as I got and then started looking over my shoulder nervously.

I have 3 of them here and if I make noise one invariably shows up to make trouble.

(I think they are trying to poison me with this stuff called gefilte fish. Help help I need an adult! Save mel)

there were faux warriors,

quite a few lurkers

a number of tokers

they all took pleasure

in haste or in leisure

at newbs they would scoff

outraged, they ran off

there were drama queens

jousting over piles of beans

easily offended

get a coat my friend

people came and went

some didn't pay the rent

PIFs and PIBs galore

box-passes did not bore

then climate change

dinosaurs left the range

amid the ruins and rubble

exists a place real hospitable

Frank wanted to spice it up,

It did not work out.

let's redo...after Frank's post, "felt better than hitting my funny bone"