opelmanta1900
Sunday, June 30, 2019 12:00:44 PM
"24% of Americans say they'd jump in a swimming pool within an hour of having diarrhea."

That quote is from a CNN news article on cryptosporidium... and it's my new favorite statistic...

I think I'm gonna have "proud twenty-four percenter" shirts made...

MACS
Sunday, June 30, 2019 12:04:28 PM
Unless your sphincter is suspect... I don't see a problem.
opelmanta1900
Sunday, June 30, 2019 12:06:42 PM
I mean, if it's only been an hour, I don't know if I would be confident... And a true 24 percenter doesn't wade in... He "jumps" in...it's ballsy....
RMAN4443
Sunday, June 30, 2019 12:31:02 PM
Put A Cork In It....:-k
MACS
Sunday, June 30, 2019 12:35:47 PM
Or... a Fuzzy.
KingoftheCove
Sunday, June 30, 2019 12:43:29 PM

I mean, if it's only been an hour, I don't know if I would be confident... And a true 24 percenter doesn't wade in... He "jumps" in...it's ballsy....

opelmanta1900 wrote:

Ya...........skinny dip and go for the cannon ball enema...

gummy jones
Sunday, June 30, 2019 1:22:26 PM
If you poorly wipe does something magical happen at an hour and 1 minute where it's better?

opelmanta1900
Sunday, June 30, 2019 1:30:07 PM
Well i wouldn't call crusting "magical"...
delta1
Sunday, June 30, 2019 1:30:26 PM
doubt enough Americans live close enough to a swimming pool to give any credence to that number...
opelmanta1900
Sunday, June 30, 2019 1:32:42 PM
Why you gotta sh*t on my thread Al?
delta1
Sunday, June 30, 2019 1:35:54 PM
I'm sorry...
delta1
Sunday, June 30, 2019 1:37:17 PM
to be honest...I don't want anybody to get any ideas about testing that out in my pool...
gummy jones
Sunday, June 30, 2019 1:38:07 PM
A nice bum crust makes it all better
opelmanta1900
Sunday, June 30, 2019 2:18:17 PM
I wouldn't say makes it all Better... Just makes it flake off into chunks sizeable enough for the pool filter to manage...
pacman357
Sunday, June 30, 2019 3:25:18 PM
LOL. Thanks to eye surgery, I can only swim if I have watertight goggles or mask. Since there is no such thing, that means I'm only ending up in the drink if I fall out of a boat. Between this post and the weekly shark attacks, I suddenly am starting to feel a *whole lot* better about not being able to swim or snorkel any more.

BTW, nearly every person near where I live seems to use the sanitizing wipes on shopping carts at grocery stores these days. Can't the pools put out a butt wipe dispenser? Hello, patent office?

Plowboy221
Sunday, June 30, 2019 3:27:00 PM
I can’t swim, so......
pacman357
Sunday, June 30, 2019 3:47:19 PM

I can’t swim, so......

Plowboy221 wrote:

Might be a good thing, as I just remembered video of this woman shaving her legs at a pool. In Florida, of course. Yeah, staying on dry land is looking better all the time.

izonfire
Sunday, June 30, 2019 4:24:37 PM
I’d be more concerned about the 76% who don’t wait an hour

Coincidentally, Ram is spending the day with the Hershey Squirts

delta1
Sunday, June 30, 2019 4:32:10 PM
[crapful] ------------->[gofishin]
ZRX1200
Sunday, June 30, 2019 5:29:06 PM
Depends on who pool it is......

This is the opposite of an “upper decker” this is “Texas turd tea”.

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