deadeyedick
Sunday, June 30, 2019 12:59:19 PM
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner ?

Here is a little test that will help you decide..

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife

comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,

raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY AND

THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's Answer:

� Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

� What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?

� Does the man look poor or oppressed?

� Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?

� Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

� Could we run away?

� What does my wife think?

� What about the kids?

� Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

� I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

� This is all so confusing!

............ ......... ....... ........ ......... ......... ........ ........ .

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

............ ........ ....... ........ ......... .......... ........ .....

Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG !BANG !BANG!

Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'

'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: You are not taking that to the Taxidermist!

DrafterX
Sunday, June 30, 2019 1:01:24 PM
True.. true... 😟
RMAN4443
Sunday, June 30, 2019 1:05:36 PM
Lifelong New Englander here, but I answered as if I was Southern Republican....:-k
Burner02
Sunday, June 30, 2019 1:32:30 PM
I would agree that the three answers would be accurate.
MACS
Sunday, June 30, 2019 1:42:21 PM
Just bang will suffice. No sense in wasting ammo.
delta1
Sunday, June 30, 2019 2:02:56 PM
BANG!

where do I turn in my Dem card?

Cheno
Sunday, June 30, 2019 2:07:32 PM
So true!! Bang!
MACS
Sunday, June 30, 2019 2:10:48 PM

BANG!

where do I turn in my Dem card?

delta1 wrote:

You can throw it in the water in Mexico next time we fish the Islands.

delta1
Sunday, June 30, 2019 2:13:41 PM
hmmmm...rub some free cheese on it and might catch a big fish with it....
pacman357
Sunday, June 30, 2019 3:16:03 PM
#5,6 I generally agree, except I'd be asking "why did someone replace my wife's Springfield Armory 1911 .45, why didn't I bring the Ruger .357" (the Dan Wesson .44 is too damn big and heavy to carry with any sense of concealment), but I'd probably do the BANG BANG BANG BANG thing because I can't see for chit any more.

Man, I have to get some range time and start learning to shoot left-handed. Done it a bit, but with my right eye kaput, I need to adjust (yes, I used both eyes before, I just don't have that option now). Last time I was at a range, it was outdoors. I think I hit a cow, a Volkswagen, two trash cans and some guy. (Sorry about that, Brad...put direct pressure on that leg wound). Of course we were next to a sheriff's deputy who is (a) a range master for his department, and (b) had his 10-12 year old son with him. In my defense, the Volkswagen had it coming.

Whistlebritches
Sunday, June 30, 2019 3:55:40 PM
Southerner.......we leave nothing to chance
izonfire
Sunday, June 30, 2019 4:05:53 PM
Yankee Southerner here.

The ammo ain’t a waste if you’re having fun.

corey sellers
Sunday, June 30, 2019 4:15:09 PM
Definitely Southerner
Speyside
Sunday, June 30, 2019 4:45:36 PM
Bang bang. Double tap. Nuff said.
streetrod
Sunday, June 30, 2019 5:10:26 PM

Bang bang. Double tap. Nuff said.

Speyside wrote:

Plus 1

victor809
Sunday, June 30, 2019 7:01:05 PM
You're kinda an idiot if you imagine that either a southerner or a republican would run across a " terrorist with a huge knife" while walking along a "deserted street" in any of the places they live.

A democrat might.... since they more often live in real places that matter.... but the street is unlikely to be deserted... since it's a real place that actually matters.

frankj1
Sunday, June 30, 2019 7:16:58 PM

You're kinda an idiot if you imagine that either a southerner or a republican would run across a " terrorist with a huge knife" while walking along a "deserted street" in any of the places they live.

A democrat might.... since they more often live in real places that matter.... but the street is unlikely to be deserted... since it's a real place that actually matters.

victor809 wrote:

it's just a silly joke about dems, not a real poll.

but it got answers somehow.

izonfire
Sunday, June 30, 2019 7:21:39 PM

You're kinda an idiot if you imagine that either a southerner or a republican would run across a " terrorist with a huge knife" while walking along a "deserted street" in any of the places they live.

A democrat might.... since they more often live in real places that matter.... but the street is unlikely to be deserted... since it's a real place that actually matters.

victor809 wrote:

Some of the places that “actually matter” the most are sparsely populated. Depends on your point of view.

deadeyedick
Sunday, June 30, 2019 8:24:49 PM
Just Victor being Victor. 🤦
izonfire
Sunday, June 30, 2019 9:52:38 PM

Just Victor being Victor. 🤦

deadeyedick wrote:

Have absolutely no problem with that