So, I'm sitting on the beach, with my buddy Larry to my left and my wife to my right, when THIS "Kodak Moment" materializes.
I look over to Larry and say,
"Dayyum ! Of all the times not to have my cell phone."
My wife, (who is NEVER without HERS), says,
"I'll take the picture and e-mail it to you.'
Did I marry a gem, or what ?

Yep.

Tank and I were sitting at the beach in Waikiki a few years ago at sunset. It was GORGEOUS, and I said so. I said we should come down for sunset every night while we were there. He agreed quickly,.

turns out there were two bikini clad women doing yoga not too far in front of us. I don't think he even noticed the sun was going down.