opelmanta1900
Monday, August 5, 2019 11:43:26 AM
Got an extra flap of skin you're not using? It could net you as much as $24k!

A 70 year old man in England recently visited the hospital to have his bladder checked.... Thanks to a clerical error, he came home a few grams lighter after accidentally being circumcised...

The court has determined such a mix up was worth $24k... Dude needs a better lawyer....

https://www.health.com/sexual-health/man-circumcised-by-mistake?amp=true 

deadeyedick
Monday, August 5, 2019 11:49:28 AM
Always knew I had money between my legs but I'm not selling.
frankj1
Monday, August 5, 2019 11:54:52 AM
snipers and helmets...
opelmanta1900
Monday, August 5, 2019 11:59:59 AM

Always knew I had money between my legs but I'm not selling.

deadeyedick wrote:

That's what the guy in the story thought...

If you've ever gotta go in for any below the belt procedures, make sure you write "do not cut" with a Sharpie....

teedubbya
Monday, August 5, 2019 12:09:58 PM
I’d settle for 1.5 skin.
gummy jones
Monday, August 5, 2019 12:38:34 PM
should have gotten more for that

must have a bad lawyer or universal healthcare system or both

delta1
Monday, August 5, 2019 2:40:11 PM
why is it called "foreskin"? when ready for business, it's mostly aft...
Thunder.Gerbil
Monday, August 5, 2019 3:41:33 PM
As gross as it may sound, long ago, mohels (people who performed circumcisions) would sometimes keep and save the foreskins they circumcised. And grosser still is the fact that sometimes they would sew them together to make things. And once, a long time ago there was a mohel who performed more circumcisions than all other mohels. And one day he was talking to a friend of his and the friend asked, "You've performed so many circumcisions, have you made anything from the foreskins?" And the mohel said that yes, he had made a wallet from all the foreskins he had collected. The friend said, "You've circumsised so many children, you must have collected dozens of foreskins, and all you have made is a wallet?" And the mohel replied, "I know it's just a wallet. But when you rub it, it turns into a suitcase."

frankj1
Monday, August 5, 2019 6:36:29 PM
did you snopes it?
delta1
Monday, August 5, 2019 6:44:53 PM
that suitcase will bite your head off if you put it on and go out in the cold...
ZRX1200
Monday, August 5, 2019 6:55:31 PM
Not kosher
Thunder.Gerbil
Monday, August 5, 2019 9:01:42 PM

did you snopes it?

frankj1 wrote:

I did.

It said something about that the rumor regarding the mohel that performed your bris got a extra large duffel bag out of it was false.

It was really a car cover...

frankj1
Monday, August 5, 2019 9:16:35 PM

I did.

It said something about that the rumor regarding the mohel that performed your bris got a extra large duffel bag out of it was false.

It was really a car cover...

Thunder.Gerbil wrote:

how do ya like that?

snopes got one right...did they say it was for a mid-size sedan?

delta1
Monday, August 5, 2019 9:46:33 PM
would you believe a.....s t r e t c h l i m o u s i n e...
izonfire
Monday, August 5, 2019 11:49:13 PM
Whaddya think you’re really gettin when you order calamari?
frankj1
Tuesday, August 6, 2019 12:37:03 AM

Whaddya think you’re really gettin when you order calamari?

izonfire wrote:

clam strips?

no?

warning: the following joke contains words or graphic descriptions that may be offensive to some Gaelic audience members.

so I heard that the mohels send the foreskins to Ireland where they plant them and grow cops.

izonfire
Tuesday, August 6, 2019 9:13:05 AM

clam strips?

no?

warning: the following joke contains words or graphic descriptions that may be offensive to some Gaelic audience members.

so I heard that the mohels send the foreskins to Ireland where they plant them and grow cops.

frankj1 wrote:

OUCH

frankj1
Tuesday, August 6, 2019 3:14:37 PM
sorry
izonfire
Tuesday, August 6, 2019 3:41:56 PM

sorry

frankj1 wrote:

No need.

We understand each other's humor.

izonfire
Tuesday, August 6, 2019 3:43:03 PM
BTW - I've seen some clam strips.

Some good, some not so good...