A 70 year old man in England recently visited the hospital to have his bladder checked.... Thanks to a clerical error, he came home a few grams lighter after accidentally being circumcised...
The court has determined such a mix up was worth $24k... Dude needs a better lawyer....
https://www.health.com/sexual-health/man-circumcised-by-mistake?amp=true
Always knew I had money between my legs but I'm not selling.
deadeyedick wrote:
That's what the guy in the story thought...
If you've ever gotta go in for any below the belt procedures, make sure you write "do not cut" with a Sharpie....
must have a bad lawyer or universal healthcare system or both
did you snopes it?
frankj1 wrote:
I did.
It said something about that the rumor regarding the mohel that performed your bris got a extra large duffel bag out of it was false.
It was really a car cover...
Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
how do ya like that?
snopes got one right...did they say it was for a mid-size sedan?
Whaddya think you’re really gettin when you order calamari?
izonfire wrote:
clam strips?
no?
warning: the following joke contains words or graphic descriptions that may be offensive to some Gaelic audience members.
so I heard that the mohels send the foreskins to Ireland where they plant them and grow cops.
OUCH
sorry
No need.
We understand each other's humor.
Some good, some not so good...