To Steve02, clintCigar, USNGunner,

Your cigars are safe and sound in my humidor but I might not be mailing them out 'til Wednesday or Thursday. I woke up yesterday with a nasty cold or flu or Ebola. I don't want to handle your cigars right now and when my wife offered to box everything up I said "HOW DARE YOU! You my dear are not worthy to handle those beautifully rolled Cuban gateways to heaven!" Actually she told me to stop complaining and leave her alone. I'm going back to bed now. Don't worry, you're in my will." Cause right about now I'm praying for death. I hate getting sick.

P.S. If you start getting Genital Warts and a milky discharge after you get your smokes..... it wasn't me.

CelticBomber wrote:

To Steve02, clintCigar, USNGunner,

Your cigars are safe and sound in my humidor but I might not be mailing them out 'til Wednesday or Thursday. I woke up yesterday with a nasty cold or flu or Ebola. I don't want to handle your cigars right now and when my wife offered to box everything up I said "HOW DARE YOU! You my dear are not worthy to handle those beautifully rolled Cuban gateways to heaven!" Actually she told me to stop complaining and leave her alone. I'm going back to bed now. Don't worry, you're in my will." Cause right about now I'm praying for death. I hate getting sick.

P.S. If you start getting fever blisters after you get your smokes..... it wasn't me.

CelticBomber wrote:

I survived! I SURVIVED! The great and all powerful Flying Spaghetti Monster saw fit to spare me. Unfortunately I had to eat my oldest... I was in no shape to run to the store for food and my wife is Jewish. Allow me to paint the picture, she uses the phone to cook "Hello takeout?" and she burns ice cream just by scooping it. Her favorite wine is "I wanna go to Miami!" My wife,s cooking is so bad the flies pitched in to fix the screens. No Respect I tell ya....

Will hit the post office today boys. These boxes are ridiculously heavy for some reason. :-"

CelticBomber wrote:

I survived! I SURVIVED! The great and all powerful Flying Spaghetti Monster saw fit to spare me. Unfortunately I had to eat my oldest... I was in no shape to run to the store for food and my wife is Jewish. Allow me to paint the picture, she uses the phone to cook "Hello takeout?" and she burns ice cream just by scooping it. Her favorite wine is "I wanna go to Miami!" My wife,s cooking is so bad the flies pitched in to fix the screens. No Respect I tell ya....

Will hit the post office today boys. These boxes are ridiculously heavy for some reason. :-"

CelticBomber wrote:

Now now - you know how to get a Jewish girl to stop having sex?

Marry her.

I’ve been married thrice and zero were jewesses.

steve02 wrote:

I'm one for one, and she actually does her share of cooking.

frankj1 wrote:

What does a Jewish wife make for dinner?


Reservations.

frankj1 wrote:

Obviously, you’re either a better man than most or just lucky 😉

steve02 wrote:

What does a Jewish wife make for dinner?

Reservations.

frankj1 wrote:

Your Going to Hell.... Email me you prick!!!

308spat wrote:

Fever blisters? Don’t think that was a cigar you put in your mouth. Just sayin........

Abrignac wrote: