frankj1
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Wednesday, August 28, 2019 10:32:43 PM
always liked them, here's a standard one:

pass me the shellfish, Tom said crabbily.

heard one today that may better fit this crowd...

who you calling a sodomite? asked Tom half in Earnest

Whistlebritches
Wednesday, August 28, 2019 10:57:30 PM

heard one today that may better fit this crowd...

who you calling a sodomite? asked Tom half in Earnest

frankj1 wrote:

OK that one made LOL

USNGunner
Wednesday, August 28, 2019 10:59:34 PM

OK that one made LOL

Whistlebritches wrote:

Ditto.

tailgater
Wednesday, August 28, 2019 11:04:42 PM
"I know who made those trails in the sand" said Tom frankly.

frankj1
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Wednesday, August 28, 2019 11:05:10 PM
I appreciate the pity posts guys.
frankj1
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Wednesday, August 28, 2019 11:06:09 PM

"I know who made those trails in the sand" said Tom frankly.

tailgater wrote:

we crossed posts in the mail...good one Allen.

can't believe I called you Allen!

tailgater
Wednesday, August 28, 2019 11:08:27 PM
Just don't call me late for dinner.

frankj1
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Wednesday, August 28, 2019 11:12:36 PM
call me maybe (izonfire)
izonfire
Thursday, August 29, 2019 12:01:49 AM

"I know who made those trails in the sand" said Tom frankly.

tailgater wrote:

Young woman share your fire with me

My heart is cold, my soul is free

I am a stranger in your land

A wandering man, call me sand

Oh sir my fire is very small

It will not warm thy heart at all

But thee may take me by the hand

Hold me and I'll call thee sand

Young woman share your fire with me

My heart is cold, my soul is free

I am a stranger in your land

A wandering man, call me sand

At night when stars light up the sky

Oh sir I dream my fire is high

Oh taste these lips sir if you can

Wandering man, I call thee sand

Oh sir my fire is burning high

If it should stop sir I would die

A shooting star has crossed my land

Wandering man

She whispered sand

Sand

Young woman shared her fire with me

Now warms herself with memory

I was a stranger in her land

A wandering man, she called me sand

He was a stranger in my land

A wandering man

She called me sand

_____

OK, I fucquin cheated on that one.

Nancy Sinatra is before my time.

Go pound sand.

But...... call me maybe