Wife texts husband: "Buy vegetables on your way home from the office. Priscilla says 'HI'."

Husband: "Who is Priscilla?"

Wife: "Nobody. I just wanted to make sure you read my text."

Husband: "Odd, because I'm with a Priscilla right now. Which Priscilla did you mean?"

Wife: "Where ARE you?"

Husband: "Near the vegetable market."

Wife: "Stay there. I'm on my way right now!"

Ten minutes later. Wife: "Where are you?"

Husband: "At the office. But since you're at the market, get whatever vegetables you need!"

I didn't even try with my wife