Maybe, but it was accurate.

RMA reuquested.

It was an exchange for syphilis.

" Celebrate Columbus day by wandering around a grocery store, lost, looking for the spice aisle"

but never saw North America.

and the Stock Market was closed in honor.

also, moved my trash and recycle pick up out one day.

Growing up near Boston, Wednesday was Prince Spaghetti day. We can get rid of Columbus Day.

Rfenst, I concur.

A quick google will tell us that it was originally intended as a celebration for Italian Americans. Later it was an attempt to help integrate them.

Never once was it celebrated because Columbus took slaves and attacked indigenous people on the islands he visited.

With that said, it's a bogus holiday intended for government employees only.

So for anyone who is somehow offended, fine. Vote to get rid of the holiday altogether.

Don't be such a pu$$y that you want to change it to something less offensive. that's a f*cking joke.

Grow some cajones and be willing to let go of this bogus day off.

Or else STFU.

I'm offended AND outraged that TG is offended by the offended. We could change it to CROS day.

HA! I knew you'd step up.

I love having an Italian holiday, but he didn't even represent his own country!

How about changing it to Tony Conigliaro Day?