I’ve been incarcerated for less.....

I think La Princessa emails this out just to taunt us.

Who’s going Platinum?

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Very creative, La P.

Very creative, indeed ! 👍

Just saw this. [argh]

I heard he was the one to come up with the platinum membership marketing copy.