Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd

Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage

Ya can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool

Ya can't change film with a kid on your back

Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car

And you should never, ever take a whiz after cutting Serrano 🌶, even if you wash your hands before.

Abrignac wrote:

Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd

Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage

Ya can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool

Ya can't change film with a kid on your back

Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car

Abrignac wrote:

Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd

Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage

Ya can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool

Ya can't change film with a kid on your back

Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car

And you should never, ever take a whiz after cutting Serrano 🌶, even if you wash your hands before.

Abrignac wrote:

this is gonna be some info on cooking salami...

delta1 wrote:

You wanna know what really burns my azz?

Serrano chili on TW's tongue.

tailgater wrote:

Never take a whiz after eating boiled crawfish.

clintCigar wrote:

Does it make your pekker smell like fish....#-o

RMAN4443 wrote:

Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd

Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage

Ya can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool

Ya can't change film with a kid on your back

Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car

And you should never, ever take a whiz after cutting Serrano 🌶, even if you wash your hands before.

Abrignac wrote:

Don't mistake Vicks VapoRub for Vaseline ! 🤦

(HEY . . . I was 11, and it smelled good.)

jespear wrote:

Don't mistake Vicks VapoRub for Vaseline ! 🤦

(HEY . . . I was 11, and it smelled good.)

jespear wrote: