Before the libs come crying let's remember the timeline showing as I believe Biden would put it: "It's all a hoax folks."
1. Donald J. Trump (will be referred to as "he" going forward) will never be President of the United States.
2. He knows he will never become president and will not accept the elections.
3. If he wins we will impeach him. Before you say no one goes to congress to impeach a president let us not forget Talib's "we are going to impeach the SOB" before she won.
4. He won (maybe there is a God?)
5. He colluded with Russia.
6. He said silly things (which is why I voted for him) that drove Democrats nuts and fed into the collusion narrative despite pretending he wasn't having a blast driving Democrats insane.
7. He fires Comey FAR later than he should have.
8. Democrats couldn't prove he colluded with Russia so everyone screams for an investigation.
9. I don't care if Democrats want to wait for the investigation I am going to say it, IMPEACH IMPEACH IMPEACH IMPEACH IMPEACH IMPEACH IMPEACH - Maxine Waters.
10. Someone somehow (major kudos to you) managed to get Maxine Waters and everyone else to shut up about impeachment for 5 minutes so we can wait for the Mueller report.
11. The Mueller report is a dud. Time to change the narrative.
12. He obstructed the Mueller report.
13. We can't prove he did it, so we have to drag that poor Alzheimers addled old man before congress to embarrass himself despite not wanting to ever testify.
14. Mueller and 13 Democrats couldn't get the job done, regardless of their motives being questionable. It's like there wasn't a single Republican lawyer in all of DC that he could have brought on to make it even appear unbiased.
15. He sends Rudy over to the Ukraine.
16. Dramatizing: While Rudy was next to the president of the Ukraine holding a gun to his head Trump asked them to look into corruption.
17. Trump withheld aid supposedly for personal gain. We must impeach.
18. They have Intelligence Committee hearings begin a new witch hunt at which point Republicans were given very few witnesses to argue their case while many witnesses chosen by Democrats tell us things we already know and prove nothing.
19. The hearings continue, Republicans fruitlessly argue that Schiff is not following their own rules for the hearings and constantly shut down Republican discourse.
20. Intel hearings end, it is now brought to the Judicial Committee where it was supposed to be in the first place. Republicans continue to argue for a fair hearing while Nadler constantly slams his gavel running the show however he wants. They also bring in ALL Democrat lawyers one of which surprisingly calls this whole thing for what it is, another witch hunt.
21. Judicial hearings end, we begin the rules for the main game. This was surprisingly civil at this point. I guess everyone agreed to these rules? Funny how when rules are followed everyone is civil.
22. They finally impeach the man who was never going to be President of the United States, wouldn't accept the results if he lost, and would be impeached if he did win.
I left out a few minor things like accusations of him also colluding with China because gosh darn it golly gee he said another silly thing he knew would drive Democrats insane. But in the end, it all is the same game here. He was going to be impeached the second he came down that escalator.
So here we are today. The fruit of all of the Democrats labor with 24/7 propaganda on MSNBC and CNN cheering... no, forcing them to do this. Because it took Nancy Pelosi FOREVER to get to this point because she didn't want it to blow up in her party's face like it blew up in the faces of Republicans when they tried to impeach Clinton. And what is happening now? She won't even do her damn job and relay the impeachment to Senate. Because Democrats *never* follow rules then act like they are ones who are of impeccable character.
Also libs: Please just stop. We know your game and it's over. On this sad day we had to impeach a president despite "not wanted to" and when the articles are read Pelosi has to look at you with a damned death stare telling you to stop cheering because no one is supposed to know this was all a game.
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