Yesterday, I spotted an albino Dalmatian. It was the least I could do for him.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes laughing stock. That's humerus!
My sister bet me $15 I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should of seen her face when I drove pasta.
To the person who stole my glasses, I will find you. I have contacts.
I just spent $300 for a limousine for New Years Eve, and it doesn't include a driver. I can't believe I spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.
A pun has not completely matured until it is full groan
