Some good, some not so much.
Do not accept a friend request from Hormel Foods... It could be Spam.
Doctor: You have 5 minutes left to live.
Me: Play a live version of Comfortably Numb.
Doctor: But that's more than 5 minutes.
God: I'LL ALLOW IT!
Was at the gym today & ask this twenty-something if she had made her new year's resolutions?
She said, "F you old man".
I'm looking forward to 2020
It was 11 years ago today that's my friend James came running out of the room shouting "It's a boy! It's a boy!" with tears running down his face. We never went back to Thailand again
I hope everyone had a peaceful Chirstmas/Hanukkah/Whatever and a Healthy and Happy New Year!! Julian 🌫 🍺
