I had errands to run. Pick up dry cleaning, get some lunch, drop a feral cat off at the local wineries... you know, the usual stuff.

I'm allowed to penetrate caves (and your mother's) up to 1/6 my total gas supply.

Suck it you losers sitting up top in daylight and air.

I feel bad that I was unaware of the issues - he’s only 2.5 hours away (not for long). And to answer your question, late 40’s. I’ll take Monkeyboy. Unfortunately, I’m having to play patriarch way to early.

SURE, Congratas anyways. Nice to know you can get yourself and others out of those type caves

why yes, yes it is!.

I would have APPROVED this for Vince earlier but just got home from taking The Lovely Caren to a Minute Clinic or whatever they are in CVS to find out she has a cough and a virus.

Super job, gunnah.

this has earned a spot on my unofficial favorite posts list.

...right after I downed my third beer. Had to say no.

Spose I could try to nap and go in at 11. But I think i'll pack a bowl inna cob and head to the garage for another beer instead.

They put double time on the table for tomorrow night, so I think I'll just plan on that.

I dunno, man... Magic Johnson did it.

I've long had a theory about this.

OK, OK, I'll share it.

The dude was screwing everything in sight for years.

One day, wife Cookie said "Ervin, I will leave you and take everything including the children unless you stop screwing everything in sight".

Of course, Magic promised...but being a sharp Cookie, she said "I'm gonna need some insurance cuz you won't change. We need to make you untouchable".

And then she made him go on International TV and announce he had the AIDS.

And how do I know he doesn't have the Aids? Cuz the fat **** gained 300 pounds since then and has the energy of a dog sled team.

And this started when most people died or at least looked like starving Biafrans after a few months.

He never had it, but Cookie has the ballz in the fam.

Hep C used to be incurable. They got a cure now...

HIV is still prevalent, but it's "old news" because its so widespread. So each new case isn't newsworthy.

I personally see probably about one HIV+ person a month at my small hospital. About equal numbers of HepC folk.