I don't think he cares that it doesn't rhyme. Happy Valentine's Day! 🍺

Oh I love that one. LOL.

Vday version: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the ho again.

Woohoo

Wife asked me where I am taking here for Valentine's day, apparently from behind was not the response she wanted.

I have to give a big shout out to Taco Bell this year.

No f-cking joke... The wife wants that nacho platter. Apparently whatever she's been watching on tv, she's been spammed by some ads for this thing at Taco Bell and requested that for valentines day.

That's a nice relief for the wallet from pretty much every previous year that required a 3 day snowboarding trip to tahoe and dinner at nice restaurants each night.

been buying gold dipped roses instead of real ones the past few years... i guess she likes them... 😟

^u should gold dip your schlong

can't afford the gold that would take... 😟

go broke or go home

There's not enough gold on earth for mine.

shiits gettin deep up in hurr

Early dinner... found some crustaceans... mudbugs, shrimps, crablegs and stuff... 😟

King Midas could fix ya up

Or Kodiak would be happy to guild it.
He seems the type to add an oral patina...

🤣