itsawaldo
Thursday, February 27, 2020 1:18:52 PM
Southaven, Mississippi: 72 year old Shep Arnold has been arrested for selling dehydrated human meat A.K.A. jerky at his market stall “Shep’s Goods”.

Arnold has been running his market store for the last 35 years and over time there became a cult following for his distinctive jerky. Most everyone who had the opportunity to visit the market day, would get some of Shep’s jerky.

It just so happened that an executive from Jack Links was staying in town for a family event. He decided to purchase some of Shep’s jerky and take it back to work and see if anyone there could see what it is that made Shep’s jerky so special.

When the jerky made its way back to the Jack Links factory, it was given to the in house scientists to run tests on in hopes of deciphering what ingredients Arnold was using for his jerky. What they didn’t expect was that the meat wasn’t that of a cow, but of a HUMAN! Tests were ran by an independent lab to verify the results by Jack Links. Again Human meat.

Local authorities arrested Arnold on suspicion of using human meat for his jerky that he sold to the public and police needed to find the supply of this meat.

Turns out about once a year in the summer, Shep hires a new helper for his store. “Summer is a busy time and I can use the extra help for a few months”, said Arnold. What he neglected to say, but was later found out by authorities, that 3 of these men have been reported missing.

It didn’t take much for the Butte authorities to put 2 and 2 together and place Shep Arnold under arrest for making and selling the human meat. While locked up authorities hope to connect the missing men via DNA extracted from the jerky to known samples of the missing men.As more is revealed, we will update this story.

RMAN4443
Thursday, February 27, 2020 1:22:05 PM
Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!! 🌫
jjanecka
Thursday, February 27, 2020 1:30:26 PM
Yum!
jjanecka
Thursday, February 27, 2020 1:30:35 PM
Yum!
clintCigar
Thursday, February 27, 2020 1:33:59 PM
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/montana-jerky-human-meat/ 

Copied and altered poorly since it says "Southaven, Mississippi" but still mentions authorities from Butte, lol.

Thunder.Gerbil
Thursday, February 27, 2020 1:36:53 PM

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/montana-jerky-human-meat/

Copied and altered poorly since it says "Southaven, Mississippi" but still mentions authorities from Butte, lol.

clintCigar wrote:

No way man. It's on the internet, it must be true.

Dg west deptford
Thursday, February 27, 2020 1:39:25 PM
Were his part-time helpers mexican? I'm thinking they would have more spice especially a San Andres sungrown

Mercy, Hoping the story was untrue!!!

clintCigar
Thursday, February 27, 2020 1:44:11 PM
The Commie 13 can may spare some proletariat for this
itsawaldo
Thursday, February 27, 2020 2:26:15 PM

No way man. It's on the internet, it must be true.

Thunder.Gerbil wrote:

Thats what i thought too!

And I warn my brother to snope before he posts, LOL seemed plausible!

jjanecka
Thursday, February 27, 2020 2:28:56 PM
Prions...
tonygraz
Thursday, February 27, 2020 2:59:11 PM
When is the movie coming out ?
Dg west deptford
Thursday, February 27, 2020 3:02:04 PM
It'll be a full netflix series release next week
delta1
Thursday, February 27, 2020 4:10:44 PM
Don't Jerk Me, Bro!
clintCigar
Thursday, February 27, 2020 4:41:43 PM
^About the jerky or Netflix series?
Mr. Jones
Thursday, February 27, 2020 7:03:50 PM
Did Shep jerk off on the jerky too?

That special sauce that Jack Link scientists are stumped about is...

S.H.E.P.'s sPuNk...

ZRX1200
Thursday, February 27, 2020 9:15:46 PM
I bet it was all wieners.
Hillbillyjosh770
Thursday, February 27, 2020 9:24:38 PM
You see this Fishinguitarman? Snap into a Jim Slim!! Oh yeah!!
ZRX1200
Thursday, February 27, 2020 9:26:14 PM
Victor told me it all tasted like chicken.....

Cawk